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Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.

I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Pinned
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said

"Bustin' makes me eel food"
I am 49 today and I don't look a day over 17,885
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
AWWWWW
Happiest of birthdays to our good pal @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social! Karla is the esteemed author of INSPECTOR PANCAKES HELPS THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE* and other stuff like Spider-Woman, I guess.

*solve the White Orchid murders topatoco.com/products/utw...
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
There are under 30 copies of the Bird Oracle hardcover left between the Deernicorn store and my own, and we won't be reprinting a hardcover. But the .pdf is currently pay-what-you-want on itch for a limited time! Nominated for a Best Writing Ennie! sawdustbear.itch.io/the-bird-ora...
The Bird Oracle by shing
The Bird Oracle is a keepsake journaling game about fortune telling and multi-level marketing schemes.
sawdustbear.itch.io
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Aww, just like it's 2004 again!
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
oh thank god
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
[starts a piggy bank labeled "Couch Money"]

jkjkjk I'VE CHANGED
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
OMG FUUUUCK
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
YOU IN THAT PLACE IN THE STATES YET? Because we will be there a bit this year!
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Pretty good chair!
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Cleaned up a bit and made soup, so I've clearly got this week...nay, life itself! By the nads!!!
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Hey, what's up?

[Don't actually tell me]
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
aipt liked it!
‘Supernatural Valentine’s Day Special 2026’ is all about the horrors of heartbreak
A surprisingly deep story that's fitting for the holiday.
aiptcomics.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
This was a great read and I thank @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social for recommending it. The early 2000’s wrestling scene was an absolute shitshow for women in the US, and Joanne really captured the zeitgeist of it from adapting her experiences.
Looking for last-minute gifts? Let me tell you about some of the books I've written!
TOTAL SUPLEX OF THE HEART is a wrestling romance based on my time in the business. It's got incredible art by @ornitoplatypus.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In the middle of a script today I did suddenly go "OOOH...maybe 'Hot Todd's Balls'"
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Chilly Ball!
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
...I am about to be SO full of shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I've spent more for less, it's party time!
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ooooh I DO eheheheheeee
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Now imagine it with clip art and bad poetry in between the passages
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Shaking it around like a handful of scrabble tiles
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yeah,kinda like being able to say I'm in the Library of Congress, ha.
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Okay. So. When the next two (TWO) Inspector Pancakes books come out, I'm gonna need all y'all to help me do the funniest thing ever...
Omg...so I apparently just discovered a shitheel rabbit hole of horrible but effective marketing.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well yeah! Because it's based on a definitely true story not written by aspirationally-literate liars!
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
FUCK YEAH, WE "NOMINATING"
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM