Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Pinned
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
Goblins age too, Jamie!
(and thank you)
(and thank you)
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Goblins age too, Jamie!
(and thank you)
(and thank you)
Also I was gonna update my profile pic for 49yo veracity but I cut my own bangs right before dinner and...no.
The current 48yo pic is fine.
Unlike the majority of my online life, WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE BANGS
The current 48yo pic is fine.
Unlike the majority of my online life, WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE BANGS
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Also I was gonna update my profile pic for 49yo veracity but I cut my own bangs right before dinner and...no.
The current 48yo pic is fine.
Unlike the majority of my online life, WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE BANGS
The current 48yo pic is fine.
Unlike the majority of my online life, WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE BANGS
[mutters angrily]...it WAS though
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
[mutters angrily]...it WAS though
Thank you sweet folks for all the birthday greetings.
I had a lovely evening and then referred to something I wrote in 2007 as "wow, can't believe that was 9 years ago" so I'll be shriekcrying back into the sea now.
I had a lovely evening and then referred to something I wrote in 2007 as "wow, can't believe that was 9 years ago" so I'll be shriekcrying back into the sea now.
I am 49 today and I don't look a day over 17,885
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Thank you sweet folks for all the birthday greetings.
I had a lovely evening and then referred to something I wrote in 2007 as "wow, can't believe that was 9 years ago" so I'll be shriekcrying back into the sea now.
I had a lovely evening and then referred to something I wrote in 2007 as "wow, can't believe that was 9 years ago" so I'll be shriekcrying back into the sea now.
I am 49 today and I don't look a day over 17,885
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I am 49 today and I don't look a day over 17,885
AWWWWW
Happiest of birthdays to our good pal @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social! Karla is the esteemed author of INSPECTOR PANCAKES HELPS THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE* and other stuff like Spider-Woman, I guess.
*solve the White Orchid murders topatoco.com/products/utw...
*solve the White Orchid murders topatoco.com/products/utw...
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
AWWWWW
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
There are under 30 copies of the Bird Oracle hardcover left between the Deernicorn store and my own, and we won't be reprinting a hardcover. But the .pdf is currently pay-what-you-want on itch for a limited time! Nominated for a Best Writing Ennie! sawdustbear.itch.io/the-bird-ora...
The Bird Oracle by shing
The Bird Oracle is a keepsake journaling game about fortune telling and multi-level marketing schemes.
sawdustbear.itch.io
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
There are under 30 copies of the Bird Oracle hardcover left between the Deernicorn store and my own, and we won't be reprinting a hardcover. But the .pdf is currently pay-what-you-want on itch for a limited time! Nominated for a Best Writing Ennie! sawdustbear.itch.io/the-bird-ora...
Aww, just like it's 2004 again!
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Aww, just like it's 2004 again!
[starts a piggy bank labeled "Couch Money"]
jkjkjk I'VE CHANGED
jkjkjk I'VE CHANGED
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
[starts a piggy bank labeled "Couch Money"]
jkjkjk I'VE CHANGED
jkjkjk I'VE CHANGED
YOU IN THAT PLACE IN THE STATES YET? Because we will be there a bit this year!
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
YOU IN THAT PLACE IN THE STATES YET? Because we will be there a bit this year!
Pretty good chair!
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Pretty good chair!
Cleaned up a bit and made soup, so I've clearly got this week...nay, life itself! By the nads!!!
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Cleaned up a bit and made soup, so I've clearly got this week...nay, life itself! By the nads!!!
Hey, what's up?
[Don't actually tell me]
[Don't actually tell me]
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hey, what's up?
[Don't actually tell me]
[Don't actually tell me]
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
aipt liked it!
‘Supernatural Valentine’s Day Special 2026’ is all about the horrors of heartbreak
A surprisingly deep story that's fitting for the holiday.
aiptcomics.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
aipt liked it!
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
This was a great read and I thank @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social for recommending it. The early 2000’s wrestling scene was an absolute shitshow for women in the US, and Joanne really captured the zeitgeist of it from adapting her experiences.
Looking for last-minute gifts? Let me tell you about some of the books I've written!
TOTAL SUPLEX OF THE HEART is a wrestling romance based on my time in the business. It's got incredible art by @ornitoplatypus.bsky.social
TOTAL SUPLEX OF THE HEART is a wrestling romance based on my time in the business. It's got incredible art by @ornitoplatypus.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This was a great read and I thank @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social for recommending it. The early 2000’s wrestling scene was an absolute shitshow for women in the US, and Joanne really captured the zeitgeist of it from adapting her experiences.
In the middle of a script today I did suddenly go "OOOH...maybe 'Hot Todd's Balls'"
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In the middle of a script today I did suddenly go "OOOH...maybe 'Hot Todd's Balls'"
...I am about to be SO full of shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
...I am about to be SO full of shit
I've spent more for less, it's party time!
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I've spent more for less, it's party time!
Ooooh I DO eheheheheeee
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ooooh I DO eheheheheeee
Now imagine it with clip art and bad poetry in between the passages
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Now imagine it with clip art and bad poetry in between the passages