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GrokMeAmadeus
@grokmeamadeus.bsky.social
He/Him, bi/queer, big ol’ antifascist lefty patron of the arts. SWF account of smut writer Korg T Orc, so no one under 18. Good riddance to the bird site.
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Since we can finally pin skeets (no, I am never calling them posts) I am once again hammering this on my feed:
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I did this years ago and it's been great! My life without my Nazi uncle is better than life with him in it. I don't miss him one bit. And pretty much everyone took my side. Those that didn't? Cut them off too and don't miss them either.
Finally had that big fight with a Trump supporting family member over the holiday? Struggling with how to move forward as a family after they've endorsed inhuman atrocities?
Well, if you're looking for permission, here it is: You can cut them off. You don't owe nazis anything.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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whenever I read a JAV title with "4 hours" in it: i hope they brought some water
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Every company in the world "Try our new feature where you can ask an insane guy who hallucinates and lies important questions that deeply affect your life! He also steals from artists!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Get through Thanksgiving without getting mad at a family member challenge: Failed!
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
After watching the trailer for Netflix’s “Troll 2”, it is VERY clear that they don’t know what made that first movie appealing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I love how I somehow became “the finisher” for our family’s Thanksgiving, where I mostly get to sit around until the last 90 minutes of cooking and then come in and make like the three dishes I know really well that folks want from me.
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Catch these hooves.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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He’s-a Wario, he’s a-gonna-OH SHIT!
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I really should start adding this to my invoices.
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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TFW you just fucked the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I remember when they introduced a character named “PC Principle” who is like just a fountain of pronoun & micro-aggression jokes you’d expect to hear out of a right-wing relative at Thanksgiving and it’s a helluva thing to think “they were funnier when they had the singing piece of shit than this.”
Watched South Park for the first time in what feels forever last night b/c I had nothing better to do and the entire setup was all to make Trump & Vance have sex and its like… y’all can do anything with your platform to be funny… and you blow your budget on outdated 90s low hanging fruit gay jokes
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I stopped buying boar's head after that horrific shit dropped about how no one knew who actually ran the company bc it was just like a constant listeria factory
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Macy’s Parade knows its target age demographic: people on Bluesky
Not me marking out for Busta Rhymes AND the literal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It may not look pretty, but I guarantee you that you would fight your own sibling with a plank of wood for a slice of Gramma Amadeus’ from-scratch chocolate pie. Zero cool whip in this bad boy, we ain’t about that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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It's a shame how often Sam Altman's head isn't submerged in a toilet bowl
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM