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· Jul 19
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You aren't arguing with what I SAID, you're arguing with the implications of what I said and its broader consequences. Which is fucking annoying. Stop it.
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You aren't arguing with what I SAID, you're arguing with the implications of what I said and its broader consequences. Which is fucking annoying. Stop it.
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do you accept the goblin's 7 Day Free Trial
February 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
do you accept the goblin's 7 Day Free Trial
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How am I feeling? Like a Max a million! Haha! Anyways, time to give a speech where I imply a vast conspiracy without giving any specifics leading to almost anyone with any amount of power desperate to see me killed before I kill them
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
How am I feeling? Like a Max a million! Haha! Anyways, time to give a speech where I imply a vast conspiracy without giving any specifics leading to almost anyone with any amount of power desperate to see me killed before I kill them
This account is a Queequeg free zone!
We will not speak of all Queequeg's peculiarities here
February 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This account is a Queequeg free zone!
me, nervously flirting at the local gay bar
And, you have the capacity for... large shipments?
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
me, nervously flirting at the local gay bar
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"We need to talk about X" No we don't, youtuber. Fuck you.
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"We need to talk about X" No we don't, youtuber. Fuck you.
liberals, eagerly and without prompting: yeah I'd vote for Satan
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
liberals, eagerly and without prompting: yeah I'd vote for Satan
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My scheming vizier just poisoned my drink right in front of me. I saw him do it and everything. Really feels like he's phoning it in at this point.
April 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My scheming vizier just poisoned my drink right in front of me. I saw him do it and everything. Really feels like he's phoning it in at this point.
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might not draw a cat today so here’s this pic i found
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
might not draw a cat today so here’s this pic i found
pr 183: morged rel into devops
more setup for continvouc integration
more setup for continvouc integration
have a chuckle at this "Git flow" slop
might explain GitHub's recent outages
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...
might explain GitHub's recent outages
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
learn.microsoft.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
pr 183: morged rel into devops
more setup for continvouc integration
more setup for continvouc integration
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OPINION: cold water
February 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
OPINION: cold water
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going to the voting boot and proudly declaring my vote for "not donald trump". crowds appear and start chanting my name. the mayor of the city is declaring my birthday a national holiday. the crows are starting to get rowdy. oh god. a riot has broken out. so much destruction, so many lives lost
February 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
going to the voting boot and proudly declaring my vote for "not donald trump". crowds appear and start chanting my name. the mayor of the city is declaring my birthday a national holiday. the crows are starting to get rowdy. oh god. a riot has broken out. so much destruction, so many lives lost
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Actually if it's made in the United States it's isoimperial, not isometric.
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Actually if it's made in the United States it's isoimperial, not isometric.
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crazy to think that if the stock market crashed it would instantly knock fifty THOUSAND dollars off america's GDP
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
crazy to think that if the stock market crashed it would instantly knock fifty THOUSAND dollars off america's GDP
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Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth !
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth !
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄
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good luck with everything @everybody
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
good luck with everything @everybody
Top 10 things you might have missed about the what not or whatever
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Top 10 things you might have missed about the what not or whatever
Occasionally people are wrong about stuff
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Occasionally people are wrong about stuff
the plot of Celeste:
“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the plot of Celeste:
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Yaoi, and Yuri. In some ways, very much alike. But in others, so very different...
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yaoi, and Yuri. In some ways, very much alike. But in others, so very different...
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you