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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · Jul 19

help

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 15m

Destructicus is one of the better Marvel villains, in my opinion. Very well fleshed out.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 21m

My new labeler which asks generative AI for a label, then discards that label and instead flips a coin, should have been the compromise position that left everyone happy. And yet...

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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 12h

Japanese sea captains are only allowed to marry Japanese citizens. This is one of the three major reasons I am not yet a success. Along with, of course, my troublesome uncle who broods in Malta with his confidants, and the bad blood my role in the 2008 financial crash caused.

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 25m

"It's only happening because I'm hearing about it. If I stop hearing about it, it will stop happening"

hmm, wonder if there's a term used to describe people whose perception of the world is inextricably tied to how they personally feel about sonething

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 1h

Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

Unbelievably naive placement of Kingler here.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 13h

They should make a story about a shy girl who loves to sing but is just kind of mediocre at it.

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 13h

never

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 14h

these are the softest people swear to god

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15h

Hey man, your portents are growing a bit ominous. Probably nothing to worry about

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 15h

New GPS freaks out and starts crying when you make a wrong turn

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 15h

the empty set is haunted, having no sets is cursed

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 15h

I shouldn't have to post again to get more likes. People should already appreciate my already existing and already brilliant posts.

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 15h

"A relationship, is like a butter-based pan sauce. It will break up if you add too much heat too quickly."

-Me, October 10th, 2025

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 16h

That's very Baudrillan of you, perhaps

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 16h

there's like 5 levels of irony to this I know

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 16h

thanks Google AI, I certainly wanted you to explain Rationalisierung to me entirely in German

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 19h

Look, clearsky theoretically melts your brain or whatever but every time I go to it I find out I'm being blocked by someone named jorts city, which is really funny

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 20h

seems like Ms. Rachel's show might be a bit too advanced for you

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 21h

bye cat

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 22h

yeah but then some people get weird about a post with a high like count

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 23h

I also was going to say gayabout

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 1d

heh, not much, what's samsara with you? god, I love desiring things so much

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 1d

Such a shame. Nobody really appreciated the verisimilitude you worked so hard to provide.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever told one of my henchmen "you have outlived your usefulness...", that would be a precursor to me releasing them from my service and giving them a generous retirement package. Not only would this inspire loyalty in all my other henchmen, it's just the right thing to do.