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immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
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My delusions are stronger than your reality
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
My delusions are stronger than your reality
The wizards are up to their bullshit yet again
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The wizards are up to their bullshit yet again
If I had the power of time travel, I would use it
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If I had the power of time travel, I would use it
me: watching a pannenkoek video, specifically about Super Mario 64
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
me: watching a pannenkoek video, specifically about Super Mario 64
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
My haters are the waiters at this one restaurant I keep sending bomb threats to
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My haters are the waiters at this one restaurant I keep sending bomb threats to
Confusion reigned in financial markets today as Trump announced the reintroduction of the Gabelle at 60 livres per minot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Confusion reigned in financial markets today as Trump announced the reintroduction of the Gabelle at 60 livres per minot.
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Man goes to doctor.
October 20, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Man goes to doctor.
The period from 1799 to 1815 is often referred to as the "Age of Napoleon". This is different from chocolate ice cream, which is sometimes called the "Beige of Neapolitan"
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The period from 1799 to 1815 is often referred to as the "Age of Napoleon". This is different from chocolate ice cream, which is sometimes called the "Beige of Neapolitan"
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"kick it! the ball!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"kick it! the ball!!!"
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cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
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I just won 50 million on a new game show and all I needed to do was be present and show that I cared enough for the host and remembered tiny details of his story that he shared to me in confidence many years ago
February 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just won 50 million on a new game show and all I needed to do was be present and show that I cared enough for the host and remembered tiny details of his story that he shared to me in confidence many years ago
If I ever found my evil self I'd try and team up with him to perform insurance fraud
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If I ever found my evil self I'd try and team up with him to perform insurance fraud
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Finally, the far right and socialists can bridge their differences.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Finally, the far right and socialists can bridge their differences.
It's tough being mad at your boss and also mad at yourself
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's tough being mad at your boss and also mad at yourself
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propaganda doesn't exist to get you to believe certain things but to get you to do certain things. and 99% of the time the thing it wants you to do is "nothing"
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
propaganda doesn't exist to get you to believe certain things but to get you to do certain things. and 99% of the time the thing it wants you to do is "nothing"
Sucks that we live in a world of things. I'd kill it in a world of ideas, let me tell ya.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sucks that we live in a world of things. I'd kill it in a world of ideas, let me tell ya.
Always so awkward when the waiter says "enjoy your food!" and you lean in for the kiss
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Always so awkward when the waiter says "enjoy your food!" and you lean in for the kiss
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I despise when the media claim I arranged sweetheart government contracts for companies associated with Buck "Slaughter" Daniels in exchange for tens of thousands of dollars and football tickets. I absolutely did it just for the money. Buck and I went to those games as true friends.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I despise when the media claim I arranged sweetheart government contracts for companies associated with Buck "Slaughter" Daniels in exchange for tens of thousands of dollars and football tickets. I absolutely did it just for the money. Buck and I went to those games as true friends.
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the year's hottest new kitchen tool THE SALAD BASTARD
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the year's hottest new kitchen tool THE SALAD BASTARD
fucks up your salad and it stays that way
fucks up your salad and it stays that way