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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · Jul 19

help

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

umm tilted towers sorry I dont play fortnite I just watched that one snapcube sonic video

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

Imagining a lawyer who spends all his time practicing shouting "Objection!". He'd lose every case, but damn, does his voice THUNDER when ye yells it.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

Found another ancient mirror that tried to summon an evil version of me, but again it was a wash. So now we get to rotate players and each have a short break

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 7h

The ancient mirror tried to manifest my anxieties into a copy of myself but turns out I am 100% anxieties so now me and my exact clone are hanging out and playing ddr together

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

but I like that one!

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

what about the one I like

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 6h

what

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 7h

The ancient mirror tried to manifest my anxieties into a copy of myself but turns out I am 100% anxieties so now me and my exact clone are hanging out and playing ddr together

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 7h

It would be a shame to invalidate a theory of society simply because it was self-contradictory. Fortunately, we are in no danger of that.

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

for a henchman, there’s nothing better after a long day of guarding a small chest than standing with your back to a field of waving grass just tall enough to hide a crouching human being

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 7h

I also disavow your followers

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 8h

Basically I disavow my followers

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

Do they give you any stimulation or is it just tugging on a dry hose

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 15h

I just got back from being in one of those Chinese sperm factories that Jordan B Peterson was concerned about. It's really not that bad. You pretty much just cum all day

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

Guy who works both windows at the fast food restaurant but you never saw him move from one to the other..

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 11h

It is of no value. Just rip it out.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 13h

*pounding table* rump parliment! rump parliment!

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macnult @macnult.com · Aug 7

discord message from me: if i’ve blocked you or anyone else in here i sincerely apologize. sometimes i smoke weed and get scared of my phone

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · Aug 13

Look, you can't say "credit to the original poster" if you forgot who the original poster was. I understand the sentiment, but that's just not how credit works.

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 14h

Orcs fighting humans artwork but with the word "Portland" right in the center

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry guys, I'm the one who keeps sending Trump pictures of Portland being all fucked up. Actually I'm just sending him LOTR artwork with the word "Portland" superimposed on it.