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Joanne Starer
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Fire& Ice: Welcome to Smallville * Sirens of the City * Total Suplex of the Heart * The Gimmick |
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Hey, new followers! I'm Joanne. I write comics like Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville, Total Suplex of the Heart, Sirens of the City, and more. I even did a giant comic that's in the Smithsonian right now!

I like cats, fart jokes, and trashy reality TV. And I REALLY hate Nazis.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended

They Might Be Giants
Spinal Tap
Tom Jones
The Spice Girls
The Pointer Sisters
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended

Red Hot Chili Peppers
No Doubt
The Yoshida Brothers
Paco de Lucia
Distant World: Music from Final Fantasy
Introduce (date) yourself with five concerts you attended.

Prince
The Cure
Deerhoof
Sleater-Kinney
Prince
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I invented FabGab, and now even the Joker has to say it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Q&A Time! Ask me about Aquaman, Apes, whatever you want! I’m about to go on a long car ride so I’d love the attention... ngl.link/losthiskeysman
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ten hours into a flight home from Japan and only just realizing it's Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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270/835: AQUAMAN: YO-HO-HOLD ONTO YOUR HOOK! #20 (2025)

The incredible pirate redesigns keep coming this issue (Blue Beetle and Dr. Light are highlights in particular), but the best part is the vindication I had in not one but several beats I predicted in the first three issues finally paying off.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tokyo DisneySea is a gorgeous park but it is not in any way functional
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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so i guess the preview dropped WHICH MEANS I CAN TELL YOU I AM WRITING THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!

YOUR GIRL IS WRITING

SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️

humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!

leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It’s OFFICIAL.

We’re in the DC Solicits for February with an on sale date of May 5th. 2026.
The cat is out of the bag. Supergirl's Family Vacation drops in 2026 from DC Comics! I can't wait for you to see what we've cooked up. More details soon.
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's crimmus time at Tokyo Disneyland
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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ICYMI I'm writing the Fantastic Four and Planet of the Apes!
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Today I went to a cat cafe AND a dog cafe.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you've ever wondered but were afraid to ask
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT attend the testicle festival.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.

For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Tower Records in Shibuya has a whole floor of cassettes and vinyl. Khary and I got weirdly emotional seeing it. It was like being 13 again.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Real Housewives are doing fart scratch n sniff now. I'm such a trendsetter.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Tonight's pencilling on paper: Mr. De Niro.
#art
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Bluesky tweets should be called bleets.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- you're not who you think you are
- why is everybody dying
- it's time to save the world
- i'm a good guy, so why do I do bad things
- i'm too old for this shit
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-the werewolf is metaphorical too
-slowly woke up to the horrors
-time travel really fucked us over
-turn in your badge & gun
-the good thing is a horrible curse
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Khary is fast asleep and I am messaging him photos of the Giudice family reunion.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Harley and Ivy issue 2 FOC is 11/17/2025!

That's Monday!
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Here’s the room where I keep all my things
February 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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very excited to say that the WITCHING SEASON kickstarter is officially active! this is my first ever comic project and I am so excited for everyone to see what Anna Wieszcyck and I have in store!!!
WITCHING SEASON - A Witch Horror Comic Anthology is LIVE on Kickstarter!

"A 150+ page Horror Anthology filled with stories about WITCHES, WARLOCKS, and FAMILIARS from some of the biggest names in comics!"

www.kickstarter.com/projects/phi...
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM