Saw a tiny spider at the playground (about the size of my pinkie nail) What a cutie!

#spider #tw #arachnophobia

*sees binder ad for twelfth time*

Honestly it does look like a good binder. Maybe I should give it a try

*remembers I had top surgery three and a half years ago*

Oh. Right. Nevermind!

😅😂

Wordle 1,469 1/6

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Impossible odds achieved!

How long after a hysterectomy does it stop hurting when you laugh? Asking for a me ☠️

Guess who's having an organ removed tomorrow 😸✌️🥳

Finding an empty box in the stockroom means I get to stand outside by the dumpster and do nothing for a few minutes instead of continuing standing inside and doing nothing. Yaaay slow season ☠️

They need to invent a device that’ll take all of the narration/dialogue I think of in the shower, and put it directly into a word document. Then I don’t have to rush through drying off so I can type it out before I forget everything. Lol