The Keeley Show
@thekeeleyshow.bsky.social
Likes: echo chambers and hand gestures that can be interpreted as self-owns
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
He looks like the inspiration for Magda in There’s Something About Mary
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
He looks like the inspiration for Magda in There’s Something About Mary
Wonder if he’s also waiting for Manchester United to win five in a row
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wonder if he’s also waiting for Manchester United to win five in a row
Daaaaamn I love a reason to think of Zero 7
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Daaaaamn I love a reason to think of Zero 7
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh man this is perfection
“Watch out Itchy, he’s Irish!”
“Watch out Itchy, he’s Irish!”
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh man this is perfection
“Watch out Itchy, he’s Irish!”
“Watch out Itchy, he’s Irish!”
It was edited. Edited by an editor. Edited with care. Edited for publication. Edited for consumption. The eyes consume the words like a thirsty, parched man exiting the driest desert in search of water. Liquid. Any liquid would do.
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It was edited. Edited by an editor. Edited with care. Edited for publication. Edited for consumption. The eyes consume the words like a thirsty, parched man exiting the driest desert in search of water. Liquid. Any liquid would do.
When I was a young kid, café.
“But mom, there’s an E at the end, that makes the A long”
“But mom, there’s an E at the end, that makes the A long”
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When I was a young kid, café.
“But mom, there’s an E at the end, that makes the A long”
“But mom, there’s an E at the end, that makes the A long”
It was a dark and stormy night,
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It was a dark and stormy night,
It was a dark and stormy night
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It was a dark and stormy night
Did someone tell you that you haven’t been dark enough lately?
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Did someone tell you that you haven’t been dark enough lately?
Rhymes with “It just means schmore”
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Rhymes with “It just means schmore”
Someone’s been to Turkiye
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone’s been to Turkiye
I suppose you could post equivalent alt text?
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I suppose you could post equivalent alt text?
However, the FIFA Peace Prize is still in play!
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
However, the FIFA Peace Prize is still in play!
Well you’ve got the power, so you got the right
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Well you’ve got the power, so you got the right
The chatbot is not shy about lobbing superlatives of all fashions in his puppeteer’s direction
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The chatbot is not shy about lobbing superlatives of all fashions in his puppeteer’s direction
Navalny, noted friend of the regime. Holy smokes
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Navalny, noted friend of the regime. Holy smokes