Why do we even listen to him anymore? He's a rich 8 year old. But everyone is like "wow! How exciting! He's a visionary!" When we should be just.. ignoring him

Trump could roast and eat a baby on live TV and NYT editors would carefully type out "Trump's Unorthodox Diet Raises Ire"

I work at a library and cant accept any gift exceeding $20. I was gifted a $5 dairy queen gift card for helping a patron with the copier. It was under review for a whole day. The library doesn't want to be seen as showing favoritism in any way. Why am I held to a higher standard than the pres?

You're a damn fine artist, Jetpack!

I wanted to let you know that I've finally downloaded the first Alan Wake. I will report back on my findings soon!

Being a real man means being so weak that you remove the best defense of your very sensitive eye orbs. Incredible.

Good answer to a bad question.

Now let me use every word I intended to: is there any narrative BENEFIT to playing Control as well?

Is there any narrative to playing Control as well?

You've done more than any media push to make we want to play these games. Is that weird??

My library has supplied it for a couple of years and the ONLY push back came from a singular staff member concerned with being responsible for administering it.. training was voluntary.

I work for the library, and I can't accept a gift exceeding $20. I was given a $10 dairy queen gift card for helping someone print from their phone, and that gift card got reviewed for an entire day.

Wise and regal. Like master splinter from the live action ninja turtles movie.

Ohio, man... a shit hole state with some decently cool cities..

Go fash, lose cash

We've lost Aaliyah, Big Bopper, Richie Vallens, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Buddy Holly, Ronnie Van Zandt, Jim Croce, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline and John Denver... and yet, this plane goes unscathed.

Hilarious that the only department with multiple people is the "department of efficiency". I wish these people weren't so immune to irony.

I hate seeing people sell themselves out to people who despise their existence