The Kinkery
@thekinkery.bsky.social
Online shop of handmade BDSM toys from impact play to wax play; specializing in weapons of ass destruction & other kinky fuckery
By John Brownstone (he/him) and Kayla Lords (she/her)
https://thekinkery.com
By John Brownstone (he/him) and Kayla Lords (she/her)
https://thekinkery.com
Is that a paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😈
We know, we know, Pocket Paddles look like little charcuterie boards. We don't judge. Whatever you do with your paddle when it's not smacking that 🍑 is up to you!
thekinkery.com/products/poc...
We know, we know, Pocket Paddles look like little charcuterie boards. We don't judge. Whatever you do with your paddle when it's not smacking that 🍑 is up to you!
thekinkery.com/products/poc...
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is that a paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😈
We know, we know, Pocket Paddles look like little charcuterie boards. We don't judge. Whatever you do with your paddle when it's not smacking that 🍑 is up to you!
thekinkery.com/products/poc...
We know, we know, Pocket Paddles look like little charcuterie boards. We don't judge. Whatever you do with your paddle when it's not smacking that 🍑 is up to you!
thekinkery.com/products/poc...
The XOXO paddle is back just in time for our Spanksgiving sale!
Save 20% with code SPANKS25 thru Dec 3
XOXO paddles have plenty of smack and sting with a serious burn when it lands just right.
At the right angle you can definitely achieve Xs and Os during impact.
thekinkery.com/products/xox...
Save 20% with code SPANKS25 thru Dec 3
XOXO paddles have plenty of smack and sting with a serious burn when it lands just right.
At the right angle you can definitely achieve Xs and Os during impact.
thekinkery.com/products/xox...
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The XOXO paddle is back just in time for our Spanksgiving sale!
Save 20% with code SPANKS25 thru Dec 3
XOXO paddles have plenty of smack and sting with a serious burn when it lands just right.
At the right angle you can definitely achieve Xs and Os during impact.
thekinkery.com/products/xox...
Save 20% with code SPANKS25 thru Dec 3
XOXO paddles have plenty of smack and sting with a serious burn when it lands just right.
At the right angle you can definitely achieve Xs and Os during impact.
thekinkery.com/products/xox...
Want a satisfying smack that covers plenty of 🍑 cheek? Try our Oversized Hairbrush paddle!
This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead!
thekinkery.com/products/ove...
This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead!
thekinkery.com/products/ove...
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Want a satisfying smack that covers plenty of 🍑 cheek? Try our Oversized Hairbrush paddle!
This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead!
thekinkery.com/products/ove...
This paddle was inspired by large hairbrushes that are fun for spankings. I (Kayla) couldn't find one I liked so JB made us this paddle instead!
thekinkery.com/products/ove...
We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
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The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We carry three sizes of Delrin canes.
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
The Mini Delrin can is just over 3mm thick. The next two are 1/4" and 3/8" white Delrin.
Our two larger sizes of canes give you plenty of burn but in very different ways. The quarter-inch has more sting, while the 3/8-inch provides some thud.
buff.ly/4gLPScS
Our current batch of Thick Sticks are made with Black Walnut, a dark brown wood with a laminated Maple handle. They're about an inch wide and half an inch thick.
Save 15% thru October 28 - no coupon code required; discount applied at checkout.
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Save 15% thru October 28 - no coupon code required; discount applied at checkout.
buff.ly/6t7J9zt
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Our current batch of Thick Sticks are made with Black Walnut, a dark brown wood with a laminated Maple handle. They're about an inch wide and half an inch thick.
Save 15% thru October 28 - no coupon code required; discount applied at checkout.
buff.ly/6t7J9zt
Save 15% thru October 28 - no coupon code required; discount applied at checkout.
buff.ly/6t7J9zt
Shown here, in order:
🍑 Pocket Paddle made of Maple, Etimoe, and Paduak
🍑 Slapstick made of Paduak
🍑 Pounder made of Etimoe
🍑 Ass Beater Jr made of Maple
🍑 Oversized Hairbrush made of Curly Maple
🍑 Rough Rider made of Black Walnut
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🍑 Pocket Paddle made of Maple, Etimoe, and Paduak
🍑 Slapstick made of Paduak
🍑 Pounder made of Etimoe
🍑 Ass Beater Jr made of Maple
🍑 Oversized Hairbrush made of Curly Maple
🍑 Rough Rider made of Black Walnut
buff.ly/LNK25dQ
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shown here, in order:
🍑 Pocket Paddle made of Maple, Etimoe, and Paduak
🍑 Slapstick made of Paduak
🍑 Pounder made of Etimoe
🍑 Ass Beater Jr made of Maple
🍑 Oversized Hairbrush made of Curly Maple
🍑 Rough Rider made of Black Walnut
buff.ly/LNK25dQ
🍑 Pocket Paddle made of Maple, Etimoe, and Paduak
🍑 Slapstick made of Paduak
🍑 Pounder made of Etimoe
🍑 Ass Beater Jr made of Maple
🍑 Oversized Hairbrush made of Curly Maple
🍑 Rough Rider made of Black Walnut
buff.ly/LNK25dQ
These are our MEANEST toys. That's why we call them Evil Sticks and Diabolical Sticks. 😈
Marks are never guaranteed but these can leave them on folks who mark easily.
The rod is 3mm carbon fiber rod. The tips and black handles are made with resin.
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Marks are never guaranteed but these can leave them on folks who mark easily.
The rod is 3mm carbon fiber rod. The tips and black handles are made with resin.
buff.ly/uihffyK
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
These are our MEANEST toys. That's why we call them Evil Sticks and Diabolical Sticks. 😈
Marks are never guaranteed but these can leave them on folks who mark easily.
The rod is 3mm carbon fiber rod. The tips and black handles are made with resin.
buff.ly/uihffyK
Marks are never guaranteed but these can leave them on folks who mark easily.
The rod is 3mm carbon fiber rod. The tips and black handles are made with resin.
buff.ly/uihffyK