Don't get scammed by caramel. Caramel is much better.

Last time I checked in on my friend Terry, they were about enter the dark web using a Tesla truck at full speed, it all really complicated so who cares.

Rode a catfish down the Patcong today, saw some lowland gnomelings collecting mushrooms.

When you live in a graveyard, you see a lot of sad people.

Ran into Seinfeld at the valveline today. Gary is a nice guy, but he can't take a joke.

"How the fuck am I doing?"

Hey, I'm gonna be at LAX tomorrow begging for spare change. Check out my installation across from the taxi stand.

Deeply disturbing pastries.

Looking for help making toast. Where does it come from?

Asleep in the streets,
Awake between the sheets.

Absolutely chuffed. Better than floating in blueberry pie.

I last night I dreamed about potatos and today at lunch someone gave me their bag of chips.

I've been thinking a lot lately and my pants are wet.

Every year, I hike up a 14 mile near vertical trail to where I keep my ancient alien responder. I remove the climate cage and make sure everything is in working order. This year I was unable to make the journey due to an elephant accident, but Rick went. Rick's a good guy, but he isn't on BlueSky.