Elijah The Lion
@thekitchencoven.bsky.social
A kitchen witch who’s working to brighten the world one good meal at a time.
These people love lying so much it's practically a second language.
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
These people love lying so much it's practically a second language.
Exactly. When I'm given a task at work I can't sit there and say "it can't be done XYZ". I have to figure out how to make it work otherwise I get fired and replaced with somebody else. 🤷🏻♂️
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Exactly. When I'm given a task at work I can't sit there and say "it can't be done XYZ". I have to figure out how to make it work otherwise I get fired and replaced with somebody else. 🤷🏻♂️
You invalidated their feelings rooted in a situation that they constructed within their own minds eye, how dare you!
a woman says go feel shame in front of a window with a sign that says willi martin
Alt: a woman says go feel shame in front of a window with a sign that says willi martin
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January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
You invalidated their feelings rooted in a situation that they constructed within their own minds eye, how dare you!
This, or people have the communication skills of a circus flea. Almost all modern dating apps require some form of matching, which means there must have been something about me you liked... so why is trying to hold a conversation with you like pulling teeth? 💀
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
This, or people have the communication skills of a circus flea. Almost all modern dating apps require some form of matching, which means there must have been something about me you liked... so why is trying to hold a conversation with you like pulling teeth? 💀
Gosh that gif is CRUNCHY.
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Gosh that gif is CRUNCHY.
Does A Bugs Life count, asking for a friend.
a bug is sitting on a pile of rocks with the words and if they ever figure that out
Alt: a bug is sitting on a pile of rocks with the words and if they ever figure that out
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January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Does A Bugs Life count, asking for a friend.
Say it isn't true. 😞
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Say it isn't true. 😞
It's screaming clowncore
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It's screaming clowncore
I think it's important for creators to know their audience. I don't need a *thing* to be audio and video and Smell-O-Vision and whatever else they feel in the moment.
a man says " it 's too much " in front of a window
Alt: a man says " it 's too much " in front of a window
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December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think it's important for creators to know their audience. I don't need a *thing* to be audio and video and Smell-O-Vision and whatever else they feel in the moment.
This man is high on his own farts.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This man is high on his own farts.
No no - I get it totally. I too, fucking love my car.
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No no - I get it totally. I too, fucking love my car.
What a barnacle for brains.
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What a barnacle for brains.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARMEN!
a cartoon character with a crown on his head says happy birthday .
Alt: A cartoon character named Steven Universe with a crown on his head, wearing clown makeup, and overlayed text that says "happy birthday".
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December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARMEN!
Lmaoo these goons are so obsessed with tattoos it's borderline a fetish.
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lmaoo these goons are so obsessed with tattoos it's borderline a fetish.
Always a fan of less cars in the city! It drives me wild (pun intended) too when they park on the sidewalk in BK. The sidewalk is for people not vehicles you silly walnuts!
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Always a fan of less cars in the city! It drives me wild (pun intended) too when they park on the sidewalk in BK. The sidewalk is for people not vehicles you silly walnuts!
Please please please - more buses and less cars!
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Please please please - more buses and less cars!