Turkey Twerky Time
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I might need a hint…I’m an oral learner btw 🤤
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I might need a hint…I’m an oral learner btw 🤤
(This makes more sense if you know I have several parts of my shoulder surgically removed last week)
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
(This makes more sense if you know I have several parts of my shoulder surgically removed last week)
Jesus Jakey 🥵
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jesus Jakey 🥵
Kenji Lopez-Alt’s dry brine (like 4:1 salt:baking soda) all over and inside the cavity. Let it air dry in the fridge for 24-48 hours. Preheat the oven to 500F, first 30min of cooking there, then reduce to 325F for the remaining time. Been perfect for everything from Cornish hens to this 26lb turkey
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kenji Lopez-Alt’s dry brine (like 4:1 salt:baking soda) all over and inside the cavity. Let it air dry in the fridge for 24-48 hours. Preheat the oven to 500F, first 30min of cooking there, then reduce to 325F for the remaining time. Been perfect for everything from Cornish hens to this 26lb turkey
Always available for stuffing ;)
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Always available for stuffing ;)
Willing to bet I’d purr more 😸
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Willing to bet I’d purr more 😸
Thank you! I’m having a hard time waiting the 4 hours till dinner 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thank you! I’m having a hard time waiting the 4 hours till dinner 🥲
A thankful king 🤴
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A thankful king 🤴
Oh I was reading this as ecstatic bliss 😌
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh I was reading this as ecstatic bliss 😌
Honestly, same
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Honestly, same
Thank youuuuuuu!
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thank youuuuuuu!
Thanks so much! They came out especially well this year haha
If they make it through the day I’ll save you one ;)
If they make it through the day I’ll save you one ;)
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thanks so much! They came out especially well this year haha
If they make it through the day I’ll save you one ;)
If they make it through the day I’ll save you one ;)
We’ve got 3 dozen, plenty for sharing ;)
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We’ve got 3 dozen, plenty for sharing ;)
My dad has made these for every major holiday for my entire life and they are legit my favorite thing on the table every time.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My dad has made these for every major holiday for my entire life and they are legit my favorite thing on the table every time.
Happy Thanksgiving stud!
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving stud!
But still so handsome 🥵
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
But still so handsome 🥵
Thank you for F*CKIN me
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Thank you for F*CKIN me
Ooooh I’m sure we’ll have plenty lol
But would definitely love to say hi while we’re there 👋😁
But would definitely love to say hi while we’re there 👋😁
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ooooh I’m sure we’ll have plenty lol
But would definitely love to say hi while we’re there 👋😁
But would definitely love to say hi while we’re there 👋😁