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The Germanest.
The guitar is innocent in this! You monster!
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Noo, the water will quite ruin the wood!
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just imagine the filament change time for these things. I wouldn't dream of printing something like that until tool changer printers become enough of a thing that I can get one.
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You shouldn't have told me that, aargh.
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We don't talk about Lulu.
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Could be Stanger. Or Hard-Wired.
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Anything containing metal will become impossible to afford, leaving the working class with only two options: Load, and ReLoad.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
No, the RAM and SSD will be fine, they're not watercooled.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So the better version?
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
So does this intro, and this one's for a silly turn-based strategy game.
Like, what the fuck, this monologue has no business being that badass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyK7...
Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus - Opening Scene
YouTube video by Skye Gaming
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh, that came out years after I first picked up a real guitar, and I'd given up on the series by then. In part because it had that different guitar. Didn't need a third one taking up space.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh I remember playing Guitar Hero 3, and making the leap from Medium to Hard. Suddenly you had to use all four fingers, and it was so difficult at first. I've never really connected it, but I can believe that this helped build the neural connections that aid in real guitar playing.
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Eventually, after much coaxing, I managed to convince it that he did in fact die in 2015, not in 2007.

However, it absolutely refuses to believe that David Lynch is dead.
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I bought my five-string the guy at the music store asked me what I plan to play on it, and I didn't really have an answer. Because at the end of the day I just kinda sit here, plucking.
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh I'm remarkably shitty at guitar and bass if you consider I've been playing since I was 17. That's over half my life and how many Maiden songs can I play? ONE. Pathetic.
Heh.
Less a musician and more a person who owns instruments.
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM