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Oy Geralt
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Grump with a heart of gold
Oh I remember now it was this
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hmmm 1929... 🤔 that number feels familiar. I feel like something happened that year... 🤔🤔🤔
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I carved a Sussie magpie pumpkin to go with my Derpy tiger pumpkin from yesterday and, respectfully, no one can tell me nothin right now 😂
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you loved Derpy Tiger pumpkin you're gonna love the Sussie Magpie pumpkin I carved today to keep him in line:
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I carved a Derpy Tiger pumpkin. Please clap.
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm calling it: "mascot storms out of bar mitzvah" is going to be the funniest thing I read today 🤣 Big "this whole thing smacks of gender" vibes. ♥️
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me trying to be comfy on a Sunday but then I remember all the horrors
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Governor Newsome signs bill protecting cats while actively ignoring at least 4 pending bills designed to protect the bodily autonomy and dignity of trans human beings.
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I thought this was a joke but then I saw all the St George crosses so I guess this is actually a British racist who forgot that immigration is when you move to a country lol
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My husband teared up when I showed him the Huntr/x girls getting surprised with their platinum record on Fallon and when I asked about it he said "I just had a breakfast with a lot of onions!!" 😂😂🧅🔪💦
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
People love to shame and blame non-voters but I personally can't be mad at people who have completely lost their faith in these systems after being stepped on by the establishment over and over again simply for demanding more than nothing.
August 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The democratic party will do (and has done, if you've been paying attention) everything possible to stop candidates who actually represent the will of the people getting a foothold anywhere. They are part of the problem.
August 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
TV outlets: The Paper is coming to Peacock September 4th
Me: Yomiko Readman?? 👀
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yes that was a dig at everyone's favorite center right California governor--the one who thinks trans athletes don't deserve dignity and who gets photo ops throwing away homeless peoples' belongings.
August 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hear me out: Crash Landing on You except instead of North Korea it's a zionist sleepaway camp
August 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
That's hot
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wow what's he gonna do next? Invent company towns and finance the publication of the protocols of the elders of zion??
August 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm glad at least to see leftish Jewish orgs that previously have been too wishy-washy (imo) about Palestinian rights cleave tightly to their real values when faced with the deliberate starvation of the people of Gaza by the Israeli state; calling for ceasefire and an end to genocide in our name.
July 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was asleep but then the Alfa Romeo outside my dentist's office woke me up.
July 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me: *watching Kpop Demon Hunters*
Ahn Hyo-seop: *speaks*
Me: Ok fine, I will rewatch Business Proposal 😤👀😍
July 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy 4th
July 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, unseriously, to myself: Was the Spruce Goose the Cybertruck of its day?
Me: Wait, I think it was 😂
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
lmao awesome
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Good morning Ingashingingashtoiingshiing
June 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Damn you can't even trust highway gold dealers anymore 😔
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM