The Lady Mondegreen
@theladymondegreen.bsky.social
Feminazi, demoncratic socialist, bougie wine drunk who bakes and writes (not always at the same time), and someone’s favorite auntie.
Pro-tip: I do not answer DMs. Don’t even try.
Pro-tip: I do not answer DMs. Don’t even try.
My big question to the #right is why are they going after the people who accuse those in their party for being #Nazis instead of going after the people in their party who are actually Nazis? And I don’t mean like conjecture Nazis, I mean dolled up in Nazi paraphernalia spewing Nazi rhetoric Nazis?
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The folks whose entire mantra during their school years was “I’ll never need this stuff in real life” are all suddenly experts on the #RomanSalute.
Fun historical fact: the Romans persecuted Jews too. Who do you think drove them out of Israel, alongside the Babylonians?
Fun historical fact: the Romans persecuted Jews too. Who do you think drove them out of Israel, alongside the Babylonians?
January 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The folks whose entire mantra during their school years was “I’ll never need this stuff in real life” are all suddenly experts on the #RomanSalute.
Fun historical fact: the Romans persecuted Jews too. Who do you think drove them out of Israel, alongside the Babylonians?
Fun historical fact: the Romans persecuted Jews too. Who do you think drove them out of Israel, alongside the Babylonians?
Stop equating neurodivergency with ignorance. It’s fucking insulting.
And it was a Nazi salute.
And it was a Nazi salute.
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stop equating neurodivergency with ignorance. It’s fucking insulting.
And it was a Nazi salute.
And it was a Nazi salute.
Friendly reminder to #GenZ and #GenAlpha that Trump did not save #TikTok. He started the process of banning it.
You know when you’re near a body of water or the edge of a walkway and someone pushes you and pulls you back, yelling “saved your life!” Yeah, that’s what Trump did to TikTok.
You know when you’re near a body of water or the edge of a walkway and someone pushes you and pulls you back, yelling “saved your life!” Yeah, that’s what Trump did to TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Of course I’d rather be Californian than American. It’s been long established that #California knows how to party.
January 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Of course I’d rather be Californian than American. It’s been long established that #California knows how to party.
Anyone else think it’s hilarious that #ElonMusk and #AndrewTate are the dudes making the loudest fuss about making babies when they’re both responsible for creating an entire generation of unfuckable men?
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Anyone else think it’s hilarious that #ElonMusk and #AndrewTate are the dudes making the loudest fuss about making babies when they’re both responsible for creating an entire generation of unfuckable men?
Your friendly reminder that the jackass who drove a truck into a crowd of NYE celebrants and killed at least ten of them in #NewOrleans has already been labeled “not a terrorist,” but #LuigiMangione still is.
January 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Your friendly reminder that the jackass who drove a truck into a crowd of NYE celebrants and killed at least ten of them in #NewOrleans has already been labeled “not a terrorist,” but #LuigiMangione still is.
If you don’t say “oh my god, shoes,” the second you walk into a shoe store, were you even born in the previous millennium?
December 30, 2024 at 8:42 PM
If you don’t say “oh my god, shoes,” the second you walk into a shoe store, were you even born in the previous millennium?
#PresidentMusk isn’t even sworn in yet, and he’s already damaging us beyond repair. Y’all on the right were so pissy about immigrants ruining America, but you conveniently ignored the white one that’s actually doing it.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research From Funding Bill After Musk's Meddling
Republicans removed funding for child cancer research from a new version of a bill to fund the government after Elon Musk torpedoed the previous deal.
www.rollingstone.com
December 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
#PresidentMusk isn’t even sworn in yet, and he’s already damaging us beyond repair. Y’all on the right were so pissy about immigrants ruining America, but you conveniently ignored the white one that’s actually doing it.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
#ElonMusk and other #billionaires/#oligarchs should be treated like kings.
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December 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
#ElonMusk and other #billionaires/#oligarchs should be treated like kings.
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I learned a lot about Brian Thompson getting murdered without having to pursue the story myself, but I’ve heard next to nothing about the shooting at Abundant Life.
Kids don’t matter unless they’re fetuses or rich adults. That’s all I’ve learned about society lately.
#schoolshootings
Kids don’t matter unless they’re fetuses or rich adults. That’s all I’ve learned about society lately.
#schoolshootings
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I learned a lot about Brian Thompson getting murdered without having to pursue the story myself, but I’ve heard next to nothing about the shooting at Abundant Life.
Kids don’t matter unless they’re fetuses or rich adults. That’s all I’ve learned about society lately.
#schoolshootings
Kids don’t matter unless they’re fetuses or rich adults. That’s all I’ve learned about society lately.
#schoolshootings
If corporations are people, then #UnitedHealthCare is a mass murderer and should be condemned and punished as such, along with all of its accomplices.
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
If corporations are people, then #UnitedHealthCare is a mass murderer and should be condemned and punished as such, along with all of its accomplices.
The CEO of United Healthcare was shot to death on the street and cops are pretending to not know why. Kinda hope the killer is never found.
Unfortunately I have a preexisting condition that doesn’t allow me to offer condolences or even give a shit.
#unitedhealthcare
Unfortunately I have a preexisting condition that doesn’t allow me to offer condolences or even give a shit.
#unitedhealthcare
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
The CEO of United Healthcare was shot to death on the street and cops are pretending to not know why. Kinda hope the killer is never found.
Unfortunately I have a preexisting condition that doesn’t allow me to offer condolences or even give a shit.
#unitedhealthcare
Unfortunately I have a preexisting condition that doesn’t allow me to offer condolences or even give a shit.
#unitedhealthcare
I’m here to kick names and take ass and I’m all out of gum.
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I’m here to kick names and take ass and I’m all out of gum.
Remember, when it’s Thanksgiving, you stuff it, THEN eat it, not the other way around.
#happythanksgiving
#happythanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Remember, when it’s Thanksgiving, you stuff it, THEN eat it, not the other way around.
#happythanksgiving
#happythanksgiving
Y’all.
Why.
Why.
November 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Y’all.
Why.
Why.
I think I’m starting gender wars over on Threads.
Neat!
Neat!
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I think I’m starting gender wars over on Threads.
Neat!
Neat!
When I meet a man for the first time, I immediately ask what his body count is. The DNA from women’s vaginas is actually stored in the head of the penis for up to twenty years, which means our potential children could have the DNA of every woman he’s ever slept with.
#womeninmalefields
#womeninmalefields
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 AM
When I meet a man for the first time, I immediately ask what his body count is. The DNA from women’s vaginas is actually stored in the head of the penis for up to twenty years, which means our potential children could have the DNA of every woman he’s ever slept with.
#womeninmalefields
#womeninmalefields
Also just wanna throw it out there that I’m married to a man who knew exactly what he was getting into when he proposed to me. Our relationship is all the stronger because he knows that I don’t *need* him, I *want* him.
November 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Also just wanna throw it out there that I’m married to a man who knew exactly what he was getting into when he proposed to me. Our relationship is all the stronger because he knows that I don’t *need* him, I *want* him.
Just for giggles I’m gonna put out there that I spent my twenties being single, fucking every person I could, earning four degrees, traveling overseas and immersing myself in new languages and cultures, and learning everything about myself that I could.
November 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Just for giggles I’m gonna put out there that I spent my twenties being single, fucking every person I could, earning four degrees, traveling overseas and immersing myself in new languages and cultures, and learning everything about myself that I could.