Auggie Jenn
@thelephantmansgf.bsky.social
Nonbinary, biracial artist
I like to print cool merch for nice people
I like to print cool merch for nice people
I'm too anxious for this reality 🙃
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm too anxious for this reality 🙃
You know? That feeling when you can tell that your pet has called you a slur?
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You know? That feeling when you can tell that your pet has called you a slur?
Is it a part of everyone's interracial relationship that someday their yt partner will enthusiastically tell them "You haven't seen the Wire??? OMG it's SO good though!!"
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is it a part of everyone's interracial relationship that someday their yt partner will enthusiastically tell them "You haven't seen the Wire??? OMG it's SO good though!!"
Last week: what if I got a KPop Demon Hunter tattoo???
This week: TATTOO MY WHOLE BODY IN BLACK PARADE LORE
This week: TATTOO MY WHOLE BODY IN BLACK PARADE LORE
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Last week: what if I got a KPop Demon Hunter tattoo???
This week: TATTOO MY WHOLE BODY IN BLACK PARADE LORE
This week: TATTOO MY WHOLE BODY IN BLACK PARADE LORE
Capitalism sucks the quality and joy out of everything
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Capitalism sucks the quality and joy out of everything
My waking moments are so confusing. Bc while enduring long drawn out grief I am just going between different bandaids to make the loss less excruciating
September 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My waking moments are so confusing. Bc while enduring long drawn out grief I am just going between different bandaids to make the loss less excruciating
We really did just toss our kids to the wolves re: COVID so thank you #longstoryshort
September 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We really did just toss our kids to the wolves re: COVID so thank you #longstoryshort
I am drowning and thrashing about while people applaud and tell me I'm swimming just fine. Like sitting motionless along the bottom is a momentary choice I will grow out of.
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I am drowning and thrashing about while people applaud and tell me I'm swimming just fine. Like sitting motionless along the bottom is a momentary choice I will grow out of.
Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things
August 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things
@marawilson.bsky.social thank you for yet another chapter in a lifelong parasocial relationship to you. Your memoir has been a pleasure to hear in your voice. Haunting how much my experience echoes yours. Thank you
July 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@marawilson.bsky.social thank you for yet another chapter in a lifelong parasocial relationship to you. Your memoir has been a pleasure to hear in your voice. Haunting how much my experience echoes yours. Thank you
Lmfao dysregulated from seeing friends and now I need to cry it out
July 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lmfao dysregulated from seeing friends and now I need to cry it out
It changes your brain chemistry after a man half way around the world who is slowly starving to death asks how you are. If your cats are well.
July 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It changes your brain chemistry after a man half way around the world who is slowly starving to death asks how you are. If your cats are well.
When you as a yt person don't mask, you are habitually placing black people on the chopping block of medical racism. And before you @ me, my dad's Drs are neglecting him in a terrifying way. Huge stat changes without intervention. No explanations. The system disposes of us before they'd help us
July 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
When you as a yt person don't mask, you are habitually placing black people on the chopping block of medical racism. And before you @ me, my dad's Drs are neglecting him in a terrifying way. Huge stat changes without intervention. No explanations. The system disposes of us before they'd help us
Like I *am* judging your pale ass shrimps.
July 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Like I *am* judging your pale ass shrimps.
It is a waste of time and money and a sin against God's light to underseason a seafood boil
July 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It is a waste of time and money and a sin against God's light to underseason a seafood boil
Mainevent in Cincy lied to their drag staff and told them they lost their burlesque license as an excuse to fire all their black and brown drag stars and it makes me sick
June 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mainevent in Cincy lied to their drag staff and told them they lost their burlesque license as an excuse to fire all their black and brown drag stars and it makes me sick
Yt men are more likely to love rules and order bc they've never considered a system could be established to limit their access to it. They love law bc it assures their own comfort and privilege. Even if they don't think that's what it's about, that's what's going on in them
June 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yt men are more likely to love rules and order bc they've never considered a system could be established to limit their access to it. They love law bc it assures their own comfort and privilege. Even if they don't think that's what it's about, that's what's going on in them
Being hyper mobile is so embarrassing bc what do you mean Im in so much pain I see the shrimp colors bc I *checks notes* hyper-extended my big toe foh
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Being hyper mobile is so embarrassing bc what do you mean Im in so much pain I see the shrimp colors bc I *checks notes* hyper-extended my big toe foh
The experience of being perceived as a woman includes ppl you thought were just nice literally licking their lips as they talk about your feet if you give even an inch of kindness I hate it here
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The experience of being perceived as a woman includes ppl you thought were just nice literally licking their lips as they talk about your feet if you give even an inch of kindness I hate it here
Everyone didn't always used to be sick all the time and it's important to remember that. We used to get really sick once or twice a year. The constant sickness we endure is new
May 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everyone didn't always used to be sick all the time and it's important to remember that. We used to get really sick once or twice a year. The constant sickness we endure is new
I would risk it all if I met anyone remotely like Mick Foley
May 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I would risk it all if I met anyone remotely like Mick Foley
I *did* watch Pearl both before and after the annual women's conference
May 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I *did* watch Pearl both before and after the annual women's conference
If I'm being honest ? I don't anticipate having a quality of life in the next 5-10 years. All paths lead to continual COVID reinfection, breaking my body at work&working 6 days/week. If something doesn't change I will do damage to my body that I can't take back
May 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If I'm being honest ? I don't anticipate having a quality of life in the next 5-10 years. All paths lead to continual COVID reinfection, breaking my body at work&working 6 days/week. If something doesn't change I will do damage to my body that I can't take back
Do you think this timeline is so fucked up bc Mankind didn't die for our sins during Hell in a Cell?
May 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Do you think this timeline is so fucked up bc Mankind didn't die for our sins during Hell in a Cell?
We were born to watch wrestling and muppet movies
May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We were born to watch wrestling and muppet movies