I promise you, no irony is lost on the woman-who-also-goes-by-a-single-consonant.

Is Megan-not-Markel calling the former-prince ‘H’ in like an artist-formerly-known-as-situation? Props for the cultural reference, but it’s AWKWARD!

I’m sitting behind a small child on the bus and his very loud phone is watching some kiddo nonsense and suddenly the ad screams: THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WITH SKIN. IF YOU HAVE SKIN, LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! Where do I unsubscribe?

I scream, Count screams, we all scream.

Working coat check tonight for a classic quartet, and this jacket tag is my symphony. #classical #coatcheck