But don’t worry… all those billionaires will do some good! I mean, surely they’ll donate 0.5% of their wealth each, OR LESS each and end American homelessness? Elon could end poverty with a snap of his fingers, but then where would his slave labor go? He has to carry on his family’s tradition.

Oh boy! He’s gonna do something with his money? I can’t wait! Remember when he got his first hundred billion? All that non stuff he did? Or his second! So much non stuff. And his third! Oh so much god damn nothing! But never forget… he gave us a low poly death machine and bought himself a president.