No! I should check it out someday.

Lol no. That's clearly a bruise from IV infusions, made worse by the fact that he's chowin' down on 100 aspirin a day because some doctor told him the goal is to keep his blood as thin as possible... because he's been having strokes.

Can't wait for this motherfucker to keel over dead. Soon!

Still hoping this one will make it to our tiny small-town theater (we get everything months after everyone else gets it.)

I used to work at a 24-hour emergency vet clinic, back in 2013, and we would often get phone calls from people asking about various pet healthcare topics. I lost count of how many times people called asking if vaccines would give their dogs autism. It was so hard not to mock these ding dongs.

You're the real deal, Scalz ❤️

Yeah, he really does. He can't be long for this world.