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TheLizardWitch

@thelizardwitch.bsky.social

110 followers 270 following 110 posts

28 years on this earth so far, can't wait for my next 400 in the next system over.
They/them. What's in my pants? Fear, not mine but yours.

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Roger Bacon

@rogerbaconslounge.bsky.social

Not looking good so far!

Roger Bacon @rogerbaconslounge.bsky.social · 22d

I wonder if I could hit 5k by my birthday next month.

January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM

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Weredog!

@were.dog

🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!

TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!

ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.

January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM

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Lex McMenamin (they/them)

@lexmcmenamin.com

we lost David Lynch a year ago today (and in the time since, I've seen "fix your hearts or die" on more protest signs than ever before). what I wrote at the time:

“Fix Your Hearts or Die”: David Lynch’s Work Has Always Been Deeply, Powerfully Queer

The filmmaker was so much more than just an influence on his legion of LGBTQ+ fans.

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January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM

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bee 🐶

@thembees.ca

arf awrf!!!~ aaaaaaaaa i was practicing riding Ranger's knot with my new pussy and decided to record with my phone quick sooooo here's a tease of my first pussssyyy videooo!!!! 😁

#postop #trans #pussy #boobs #fantasydildo #puppygirl #weredog #nsfw #transporn #transnsfw #irlnsfw #realnsfw

January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM

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Indigo 🖤

@heyitsindigo.bsky.social

actually have some more🫵🏻 I love it here

mirror selfie of me (nonbinary white person with some curves n tattoos) kneeling on a fuzzy green carpet, sitting back on my heels with one arm braced behind me. I'm wearing matching red lingerie (longline bra with boobs pulled out, red thong with the straps hiked high over my hips). I'm smiling at my phone as I take the picture

December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM

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Capy Diem🔞

@capydiem.bsky.social

September 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM

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Spicymancer

@spicymancer.bsky.social

Christmas Morning at the Actiranger Base!

Big thanks to #Lovense for sponsoring this comic!

If you're in the market for a new toy and want to support my work, use the link below!

www.lovense.com/r/kkcfmd

It's Christmas Day! The actirangers see a big pile of gifts under the christmas tree. Yellow says "Omigosh! Santa brought us so many presents!" Pink is incredulous "I-wait a minute, Santa Claus is REAL!?" Green smiles next to her "We've fought demons, space aliens, and giant monsters, but you draw the line at Santa?"

"We have to draw the line somewhere." Pink mutters. "What sort of toys did you guys even wish for?"

Yellow opens a box revealing a bunch of Sex Toys from Lovense! (This is a sponsored comic).

Pink facepalms. "Of course."

Green and Blue appreciate some Lovense Toys (this is a sponsored comic). "Some of these look alarmingly similar to the tech we use to fight evil space aliens."

Red excitedly holds up a Lovense, Solace Pro "Whoa! This one can be networked via bluetooth to synchronize with a companion toy at a distance!" Yellow seeing the companion toy, a Lovense Mission 2. "Ooh! I wanna try that one!"

Red runing off "Alright I'll set this up in my room!"
Yellow: "I'll teleport to Australia" and she does just that.

Pink, exasperated "You can also just HAVE SEX!"
Green laughs "Let them have fun."

Red and Yellow use the toys.
Solace Pro features: 14 Hour battery life, Easy to clean, hands free desk mount.
Yellow "Do you feel how deep I'm taking you?"
Mission 2 features: Fully waterproof, Adjustable up to 180 degrees, secure suction cup base, and it... syncs to music???

Red "Ooh, it looks like we can adjust the intensity through the app!"
Yellow: "More intense than this?"
Red: "Apparently!"
Yellow: "Wait wait- you're controlling mine too? Hold on I'm- AAaahhh!"

Yellow orgasms messily.

This comic is sponsored by lovense.

December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM

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mental health pixelslop

@lewmo.bsky.social

11. me tbh

November 7, 2024 at 8:16 AM

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Paladin Pleasure Sculptors

@ppsculptors.bsky.social

XL Tellus Guided Surprise 💖💖💖

December 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM

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BIGDAD 🔞

@bigdad.bsky.social

"Bouncing Bunny Butt"
Vector Layers, I LOVE YA!

Comment and Enjoy ^ ^

December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM

TheLizardWitch

@thelizardwitch.bsky.social

As an assault survivor this man makes me unreasonably mad. As some one who has a degree in art and has done dozens of papers on how art affects the human brain's ignorance makes me livid. Things like loli con and the art they reference do cause harm and do encourage people. You should stop.

December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM