Ted Heller
@thellernyc.bsky.social
Poetaster, chanteuse, Old World artisan, raconteur, flambeur, roustabout, God's gift to womankind, deity-loathing atheist, your worst nightmare become flesh, and ultimately the Conscience of America.
So his parents were idiots, too?
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So his parents were idiots, too?
You really want your ass smelling like Gallo wine for the next few months?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You really want your ass smelling like Gallo wine for the next few months?
... and all I got was this lousy levitation.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
... and all I got was this lousy levitation.
Prolegomena to any future Metamucil?
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Prolegomena to any future Metamucil?
Puissance? Any thoughts?
September 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Puissance? Any thoughts?
Oh, just let it rip.
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh, just let it rip.