Basil
@thelongestone.bsky.social
Not broken, just bent. Views stolen with gay abandon. Rainbow 🏳️🌈warrior I sTand with Trans 🏳️⚧️
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There are many places to find essential, real, awful news. When I’m sharing online I ask myself: Should I post it? Maybe. Will it make people feel better? Then, yes. Will it make people at the least, not feel worse? Ok sure. Will they feel worse? Then, no. People need a break. I can be that break ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There are many places to find essential, real, awful news. When I’m sharing online I ask myself: Should I post it? Maybe. Will it make people feel better? Then, yes. Will it make people at the least, not feel worse? Ok sure. Will they feel worse? Then, no. People need a break. I can be that break ❤️
"oh what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claude last night"
Oh yes, those well know to be hilarious divorce proceedings
If daddy had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claude last night"
Oh yes, those well know to be hilarious divorce proceedings
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"oh what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claude last night"
Oh yes, those well know to be hilarious divorce proceedings
If daddy had only seen
Mummy kissing Santa Claude last night"
Oh yes, those well know to be hilarious divorce proceedings
I have just had the crushing revelation that, thinking my flight was at 2 and so would get me home for the evening, it isn't. It's 4 hours later getting me home around midnight
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have just had the crushing revelation that, thinking my flight was at 2 and so would get me home for the evening, it isn't. It's 4 hours later getting me home around midnight
How do I accidentally get hit on by a guy in the street in a country where you can literally be stoned to death for being gay?
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How do I accidentally get hit on by a guy in the street in a country where you can literally be stoned to death for being gay?
In a not any-way-stressful, I am in the hotel room for just one more night and the manager knocked on the door to ask me to move rooms. I have done it but made a palava to try to get a discount.
Anyway, winter solstice- whilst the days will keep getting colder, they will at least be getting lighter
Anyway, winter solstice- whilst the days will keep getting colder, they will at least be getting lighter
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
In a not any-way-stressful, I am in the hotel room for just one more night and the manager knocked on the door to ask me to move rooms. I have done it but made a palava to try to get a discount.
Anyway, winter solstice- whilst the days will keep getting colder, they will at least be getting lighter
Anyway, winter solstice- whilst the days will keep getting colder, they will at least be getting lighter
Golly Heathrow Terminal 2 is bleak. It just seems to be one WHSmiths after another. And - as I don't use them - hadn't realised how rediculously overpriced they are. £3.59 for a bottle of water!
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Golly Heathrow Terminal 2 is bleak. It just seems to be one WHSmiths after another. And - as I don't use them - hadn't realised how rediculously overpriced they are. £3.59 for a bottle of water!
The washing machine has - again - consumed another sock. Rip Mr Happy.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The washing machine has - again - consumed another sock. Rip Mr Happy.
Christmas party today.
Pray for me not to get overly flirty with Rupey Bear or Barnaby the Beautiful or any of the other office fitties.
Pray for me not to get overly flirty with Rupey Bear or Barnaby the Beautiful or any of the other office fitties.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Christmas party today.
Pray for me not to get overly flirty with Rupey Bear or Barnaby the Beautiful or any of the other office fitties.
Pray for me not to get overly flirty with Rupey Bear or Barnaby the Beautiful or any of the other office fitties.
Unfortunately today Barnaby the Beautiful chose the desk next to me at work and we just spent the day flirting
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Unfortunately today Barnaby the Beautiful chose the desk next to me at work and we just spent the day flirting
Someone at work has been having fun
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Someone at work has been having fun
On my fourth watch in as many weeks
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
On my fourth watch in as many weeks
I seriously dislike this whole "dusky before 4" thing.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I seriously dislike this whole "dusky before 4" thing.
Me ma has bought calamari thinking they were onion rings
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me ma has bought calamari thinking they were onion rings
How is it 5th December and I've still not had a mulled wine?
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How is it 5th December and I've still not had a mulled wine?
I would share my Spotify Wrapped with you but I can't as I don't use Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I would share my Spotify Wrapped with you but I can't as I don't use Spotify
So I spent the morning up early for breakfast, then running around the Olympic stadium in Athens, then getting a flight back and getting home despite the DLR being mostly closed. May have tomorrow off.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So I spent the morning up early for breakfast, then running around the Olympic stadium in Athens, then getting a flight back and getting home despite the DLR being mostly closed. May have tomorrow off.
I've been forced to take a week off work
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I've been forced to take a week off work
I have bought a new watch.
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have bought a new watch.
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
Why is London more horrendous than usual, other than:
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why is London more horrendous than usual, other than:
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
Tonight I had sex with a guy named Butch and he was anything but.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tonight I had sex with a guy named Butch and he was anything but.
Just been up this bad boy
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just been up this bad boy
Basil, did you...
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Basil, did you...
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
I'm at the O2 for Benson Boone and there were far more women in the men's toilet than men. And I'm cool with it
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm at the O2 for Benson Boone and there were far more women in the men's toilet than men. And I'm cool with it
There is also a chap in the pub sat on his own dressed as a blooded pirate.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There is also a chap in the pub sat on his own dressed as a blooded pirate.