Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
thelordpwnatious.bsky.social
Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
@thelordpwnatious.bsky.social
Poor inphernals DNI

I use they/them ONLY.

Any inquiries? asklordpwnatious.straw.page

{SILLY PHIGHTING PARODY, NOT AFFLICTED WITH BOGGIO}
Pinned
{ACC PINNED POST}

Hello! This is a silly Pwnatious parody account from #phighting

Admin tag = {hi!}

DNI: basic dni (🔞 accs, proshippers, darkshippers, etc.)

Strawpage still wip! Will redo the pinned post once finished. Just wanna get this out of here lol
This statement is completely fabricated!! I have NEVER said this!!
" In a noble family or not, you're still unique and special. Ignore the ones that make fun of you because of your family, they're just jealous that your family is blessed <3 -🫖 "
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Halloween! I would urge you all to play dress-up with horrifying costumes, however the rags you all wear is equivalent! Haha!
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hm! We shall see if your arrogance remains once the warden himself comes knocking at your door!
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It must have slipped my mind to announce this earlier! My robot bodyguard, Carnage, may sometimes make his appearances in my account!

Why, you may ask? Its because I say so!
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Oh, this is wonderful! You captured its likeness rather nicely.

That is an interesting fact! The purple variants would fit me quite as well then!
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today was once again a deligthfWHAT THE FLY HAS RETURNED?? CARNAGE!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD DEALT WITH IT!! HOW HAS IT RETURNED?? CARNAGE!!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
And now, I know you've lost your mind! Are all the inphernals in this app equally stupid...there seems to be no shortage of you idiots...
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A responsibility for every inphernal for their faction! I suggest to follow MY example and pay them in a timely manner!
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
{Got two more gimmicks, so ill respond to those tmrw... im also gonna finally make a new pinned lol}
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A favorite flower of mine! I actually have those in my garden, where I can see them outside my window! Their names are...hm... Carnage, what are their names again?
October 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
THERE IS A FLY IN MY OFFICE!! CARNAGE!! COME HERE AT ONCE!! THIS NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY!!
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
...What? Stop wasting my time with this absurd message! Tell me then, how would one have no money but not be impoverished? I'd like to see your sorry excuse of an explanation!
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Subspace? What could even bring you here...
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
NO ONE TALK TO ME. Especially that hillybilly Medkit BASTARD that dared to deceive me into humiliating myself!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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They will also play a match of chess against them. You may send your well wishes on my liege's victory, which I can relay to them.
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hello, this is Carnage. Please note that the shop will be closed today due to Lord Pwnatious visiting their relatives. Thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A feline! A wonderful drawing, I must say!
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
...they wish to challenge me in a match of chess.

Now, of course, I am PERFECTLY capable of winning, perhaps some suggestions to increase the odds to my favor would not hurt...
I can not guarantee this would see...constant use.... BUT this is a generous gift nonetheless!
September 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A dear relative of mine has gifted me a valuable set of chess! How...delightful! Yes...
September 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
How many times must I repeat myself?? MY wealth is not meant for charity! Go find an inphernal who is foolhardy enough.
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
forgot to post them here #phighting #pwnatious
September 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
{Shoutout to that one banhammer and medkit parodies making medhammer real hehe}
September 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
WHAT. WHO SENT THESE WRETCHED TOMATOES?? I AM LORD PWNATIOUS AND YOU DARE TREAT ME WITH DISRESPECT?? I WILL PERSONALLY SEND MY OMEGAGRAFT TO YOUR HOME, YOU HEAR ME!!
September 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have been busy with work, as it is with properous inphernals like me! I do not idle around all day as with you vagabonds.

Not like you would have anything worth my time to say anyhow...
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reposted by Lord Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
didnt feel good this afternoon but drawing pwnatious made jt a little better #phighting
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM