These kids are going to send me over a cliff with the Christmas energy.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
These kids are going to send me over a cliff with the Christmas energy.
One of my son’s friends told his mom that he wants to come to our house because we make it cozy and fun at Christmas. Excuse me while I die of pride.
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my son’s friends told his mom that he wants to come to our house because we make it cozy and fun at Christmas. Excuse me while I die of pride.
I don’t know about the rest of the country, but women in NYC still wear hosiery. It’s cold out there! And today I learned that the drug stores have stopped carrying it. So if you get a run midday, good luck!
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don’t know about the rest of the country, but women in NYC still wear hosiery. It’s cold out there! And today I learned that the drug stores have stopped carrying it. So if you get a run midday, good luck!
Story time: when I worked at Sony BMG for the Chief Content Officer, we would regularly get collect calls from prisons. I couldn’t understand it, until one day I got a call from two marines bored, sitting in a vehicle near Camp Pendleton.
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Story time: when I worked at Sony BMG for the Chief Content Officer, we would regularly get collect calls from prisons. I couldn’t understand it, until one day I got a call from two marines bored, sitting in a vehicle near Camp Pendleton.
My husband went out for a drink with a friend. But the cool thing about Brooklyn, is maps tells me he’s only 600 feet away. And I don’t even know which bar he’s at because there are like 3 options.
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My husband went out for a drink with a friend. But the cool thing about Brooklyn, is maps tells me he’s only 600 feet away. And I don’t even know which bar he’s at because there are like 3 options.
Being a mom at the holidays means incessant lists of all the people to buy gifts for, remembering to get and mail the Christmas cards, and having to rush order a bear onesie three days before the holiday concert because you missed the memo that the costume was “animal onesie- one that hibernates”
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Being a mom at the holidays means incessant lists of all the people to buy gifts for, remembering to get and mail the Christmas cards, and having to rush order a bear onesie three days before the holiday concert because you missed the memo that the costume was “animal onesie- one that hibernates”
It’s the time of year when that one family friend asks me for restaurant recos and then disregards them all. Knowing she fancies herself a Francophile, I recommended a lovely French place near radio city. “I just don’t know if we
will want French food. Maybe we’ll go to Carmines.” 🤷🏻♀️
will want French food. Maybe we’ll go to Carmines.” 🤷🏻♀️
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s the time of year when that one family friend asks me for restaurant recos and then disregards them all. Knowing she fancies herself a Francophile, I recommended a lovely French place near radio city. “I just don’t know if we
will want French food. Maybe we’ll go to Carmines.” 🤷🏻♀️
will want French food. Maybe we’ll go to Carmines.” 🤷🏻♀️
Does anyone else feel imposter syndrome is especially high when starting a new job? I told my husband I feel like three dogs in a trenchcoat right now. I’m looking forward to the moment where I actually feel like I know what I’m talking about here.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does anyone else feel imposter syndrome is especially high when starting a new job? I told my husband I feel like three dogs in a trenchcoat right now. I’m looking forward to the moment where I actually feel like I know what I’m talking about here.
I know I’m on the early train now because we got all the way into the city and it never filled up in here.
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I know I’m on the early train now because we got all the way into the city and it never filled up in here.
Ok people, the new job starts TOMORROW! I hope I can sleep tonight!
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ok people, the new job starts TOMORROW! I hope I can sleep tonight!
I’m torn on the whole 50 Cent thing. I still remember him campaigning with Trump, so even though I’m glad he’s trolling Diddy, I can’t fully get behind it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m torn on the whole 50 Cent thing. I still remember him campaigning with Trump, so even though I’m glad he’s trolling Diddy, I can’t fully get behind it.
I am obsessed with the smell in Rockefeller Center. One day, while waiting for lunch, I decided to look it up, and it turns out they have a signature scent created by Apotheke. For my birthday, I decided to treat myself to their candle and I am so happy!
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am obsessed with the smell in Rockefeller Center. One day, while waiting for lunch, I decided to look it up, and it turns out they have a signature scent created by Apotheke. For my birthday, I decided to treat myself to their candle and I am so happy!
Sure, let’s do this instead of bringing housing costs down and kicking out people who buy luxury apartments as a tax shelter.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sure, let’s do this instead of bringing housing costs down and kicking out people who buy luxury apartments as a tax shelter.
Getting ready to give my exit interview. I prepared a statement.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Getting ready to give my exit interview. I prepared a statement.
The way I feel leaving this job is the same way I will feel when I can finally leave this country. I’ve done all I can, and now it’s time for me to move on and not continue to torture myself watching everything burn around me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The way I feel leaving this job is the same way I will feel when I can finally leave this country. I’ve done all I can, and now it’s time for me to move on and not continue to torture myself watching everything burn around me.
Today I discovered a thrift store in Brooklyn Heights where I bought a cashmere sweater for $28 and a Boden velvet top for $15. The big win, though, was a Zegna button down for my husband for $12.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Today I discovered a thrift store in Brooklyn Heights where I bought a cashmere sweater for $28 and a Boden velvet top for $15. The big win, though, was a Zegna button down for my husband for $12.
Help, my daughter just ordered spaghetti at brunch 😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Help, my daughter just ordered spaghetti at brunch 😂😂
Banana Republic, what is you doing? $230 for a sweater?
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Banana Republic, what is you doing? $230 for a sweater?
Marry the man who’s an ally 😍
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Marry the man who’s an ally 😍
Well, friends, I know enough to insult the president in 3 languages now. I was asked in French class what I thought of our president, and I was pleased to be able to express myself.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Well, friends, I know enough to insult the president in 3 languages now. I was asked in French class what I thought of our president, and I was pleased to be able to express myself.
Who remembers these? How much do you think Nordstrom is selling them for?
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Who remembers these? How much do you think Nordstrom is selling them for?
Friends, tomorrow I am officially resigning and I need all the positive vibes that I don’t cry.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Friends, tomorrow I am officially resigning and I need all the positive vibes that I don’t cry.
This season of love is blind is weak. These girls are falling for lines so quick. They wouldn’t last a day in NYC.
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This season of love is blind is weak. These girls are falling for lines so quick. They wouldn’t last a day in NYC.
I’m signing my offer letter tonight, and I’m simultaneously excited and nauseous.
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m signing my offer letter tonight, and I’m simultaneously excited and nauseous.
How are we all just bucking up and going to work every Monday knowing everything is a 5 alarm fire around us? My Sunday scaries are manifesting in a very physical way today.
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How are we all just bucking up and going to work every Monday knowing everything is a 5 alarm fire around us? My Sunday scaries are manifesting in a very physical way today.