How long do I have to be at a company before I can start saying "Thanks bestie" to my manager?

So you save up, go on a big trip, meet some people, and follow them online. Then back in your normal life you check up on them and realize they are on another vacation... because they are rich and all they do is go on vacation.

"well you like country music"
"No no no, I like Orville Peck and Dolly Parton"