Mad Shepherd
@themadshepherd.bsky.social
Praise be to Crom, the only real god there ever was. I miss my father, even though he was a Trump supporter. I write and draw and make music. No one pays me to do it. Maybe because I suck. But it’s me. Follow for madness while I learn about life stuff.
It’s so grotesque it’s funny, and so funny it’s grotesque again. An ouroboros of horror cliché.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s so grotesque it’s funny, and so funny it’s grotesque again. An ouroboros of horror cliché.
It’s amazing what our overinflated sense of self righteousness and morals will permit a small handful of amoral and craven men to destroy. It really is something.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s amazing what our overinflated sense of self righteousness and morals will permit a small handful of amoral and craven men to destroy. It really is something.
They are traitors.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They are traitors.
But Nolan said… it was supposed to be ambiguous and we were only supposed to realize Cobb no longer cares if he’s dreaming or not… I AM SO CONFUSED! Why open this wound again? Why? I had put the number 23 away and you’ve just smothered me in equations!
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
But Nolan said… it was supposed to be ambiguous and we were only supposed to realize Cobb no longer cares if he’s dreaming or not… I AM SO CONFUSED! Why open this wound again? Why? I had put the number 23 away and you’ve just smothered me in equations!
Of course he does. Look at him.
He’s a viruloid, a walking spirochete in the borrowed human skin of someone left out in the sun to rot. He’s a mash of infection stuffed into a Slim Jim casing, trying to score points for team infectious death.
He’s a viruloid, a walking spirochete in the borrowed human skin of someone left out in the sun to rot. He’s a mash of infection stuffed into a Slim Jim casing, trying to score points for team infectious death.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Of course he does. Look at him.
He’s a viruloid, a walking spirochete in the borrowed human skin of someone left out in the sun to rot. He’s a mash of infection stuffed into a Slim Jim casing, trying to score points for team infectious death.
He’s a viruloid, a walking spirochete in the borrowed human skin of someone left out in the sun to rot. He’s a mash of infection stuffed into a Slim Jim casing, trying to score points for team infectious death.
You know nothing of sausages. Nothing. Next you’ll be telling us not to mix porcini and garlic and fresh herbs in there. Or apples. APPLES! Then what? No sage? Jesus Christ, man, have you lost your damn mind?
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You know nothing of sausages. Nothing. Next you’ll be telling us not to mix porcini and garlic and fresh herbs in there. Or apples. APPLES! Then what? No sage? Jesus Christ, man, have you lost your damn mind?
“Chewing daylight down to the rind.”
Vivid and strong line. Nicely done.
Vivid and strong line. Nicely done.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Chewing daylight down to the rind.”
Vivid and strong line. Nicely done.
Vivid and strong line. Nicely done.
The ridiculous argument made by animal farmers is simply specious. I’m for both the veggie burger, and disrupting “traditional animal farming practices.” Those who wish to compel language like this are generally up to no good. Mushroom burgers and cauliflower steaks and oat milk for all!
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The ridiculous argument made by animal farmers is simply specious. I’m for both the veggie burger, and disrupting “traditional animal farming practices.” Those who wish to compel language like this are generally up to no good. Mushroom burgers and cauliflower steaks and oat milk for all!
So it’s a… nothing burger?
I’ll see myself out!
I’ll see myself out!
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
So it’s a… nothing burger?
I’ll see myself out!
I’ll see myself out!
There are two writers’ spots available for Spring 2026. For those in Chicago, interested in Chicago, YOU should apply!! The grain silos of satire are bursting with ridiculousness right now. For everyone else, the writing exercises alone are worth the effort to stretch the old noodle a bit. Have fun!
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
There are two writers’ spots available for Spring 2026. For those in Chicago, interested in Chicago, YOU should apply!! The grain silos of satire are bursting with ridiculousness right now. For everyone else, the writing exercises alone are worth the effort to stretch the old noodle a bit. Have fun!
I think it’s for the same reasons we hate Haymes… “so much:” because he’s a disgusting, useless asshole who has no business being a part of our society. These people need to be locked away or left on a small island somewhere.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think it’s for the same reasons we hate Haymes… “so much:” because he’s a disgusting, useless asshole who has no business being a part of our society. These people need to be locked away or left on a small island somewhere.
What the world needs now is love.
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Not these fucking assholes.
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Not these fucking assholes.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What the world needs now is love.
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Not these fucking assholes.
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Not these fucking assholes.
Organ failure causes fatigue.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Organ failure causes fatigue.
Dems were never going to win a heavily gerrymandered district like that. But the swing in points has spooked maga, and you’ll likely see them take some drastic measures like invade Venezuela to end future elections.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Dems were never going to win a heavily gerrymandered district like that. But the swing in points has spooked maga, and you’ll likely see them take some drastic measures like invade Venezuela to end future elections.
MAGA cannot self reflect. It’s antithetical to their ideology, and the fabric of their reality. Because of this, they are forever lost.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
MAGA cannot self reflect. It’s antithetical to their ideology, and the fabric of their reality. Because of this, they are forever lost.
The old “he did it” from a true American coward.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The old “he did it” from a true American coward.
How did “pieces of shit” autocorrect to “people” like that, Forbesy?
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How did “pieces of shit” autocorrect to “people” like that, Forbesy?
She is a psychotic grotesque praising murder. That is what the maga cult is, has always been, and always will be, until their ideology is destroyed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She is a psychotic grotesque praising murder. That is what the maga cult is, has always been, and always will be, until their ideology is destroyed.
“Yeah, have you ever heard of your mom? Because I wrote her just last night.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Yeah, have you ever heard of your mom? Because I wrote her just last night.”
Why expect anything from this regime but dysfunction and turmoil? Their greatest weakness is also their greatest enemy: themselves.
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Why expect anything from this regime but dysfunction and turmoil? Their greatest weakness is also their greatest enemy: themselves.
I’d love to see a Remmick prequel.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’d love to see a Remmick prequel.