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themaker90210.bsky.social
the maker
@themaker90210.bsky.social
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wow guys you wrote me a whole poem? lmao that's so cool

a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)
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who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days
A post-it note that reads: Neve misses you Mr The Maker sir.
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!
A screenshot of the BlueSky account screen, showing the meatball menu that has the "Block Account" option in it.
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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ok guys cole and ive got this
A picture of two cartoon people eating salads. Ryan Gosling's face is pasted onto the left cartoon person and Cole Dragon Age's face is pasted onto the right cartoon person.
January 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??
About Me: The Maker. Age: big number. Eye color: sunglasses. Birthday: every day! Food: corn. Hobby: snapping. Drink: beer I think? Three things I love about myself: I snap real good, made cool stuff, Andraste picked me. When I grow up I want to be: nug, dragon, Neve Gallus. All about me. My name is the Maker. I was born on Mojo Dojo Day. I am lots years old. I am some feet and some inches. My favorite animal: nug. My favorite color: pink. The flag of my home country: the chantry logo. If I could make one wish, it would be for: more legs. My favorite number: can you take me higher by Creed.
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
themaker90210.bsky.social
so like hey guys ha ha *hair flippy*
How do you feel about me meme. All colors except black say "i love you the maker." Black says "bitch."
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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The Maker says: What is spite? A miserable little pile of secrets.
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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hmmm
Hyperfixated. Talks about nothing but the viper. Very excited all the time. Could probably summon them with a keyword the viper.
January 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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"the maker why are you so obsessed with neve gallus"
The Marge Simpson potato meme, showing Marge holding up a picture of Neve with the caption "I just think she's neat!"
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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oh are we posting pics of our faces? here's mine
Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie Movie wearing a cowboy outfit with a pink bandana around his neck and a white cowboy hat.
January 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
themaker90210.bsky.social
oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!
An OC Meme. 1 Like = 1 Answer. The numbers and categories will be listed in the replies.
January 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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oh my god leave me alone, she didn't like it! rub it in why don't you
A cell phone push notification about a fish hat from Amazon dot com.
January 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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the maker's just gonna go ahead and fulfill the prophecy of turning away from mankind again for a bit b/c you guys make this experience really unpleasant for me (ilu neve call me 💋)
An imagine of Ryan Reynolds leaning again a building with a car crashing in the background. Text near Ryan Reynolds says "me, just trying to make you laugh" and text near the car says "you guys putting on your Regina George hats."
January 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A screenshot from the movie Gladiator with the text Are You Not Entertained with Ryan Reynolds' face pasted on top.
January 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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good morning to today's the maker's special chosen
A picture of Steve Harwell from Smashmouth holding up two signs that say "I support you" in trans flag colors. Ryan Reynolds' face is pasted on top.
January 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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hang on, i can explain (i can't)
Lara Croft Fans 2K reskeeted the edited screenshot of Lara Croft with Ryan Gosling's face.
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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picture of spite and me irl
Ryan Reynolds standing with a big purple creature.
January 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Ryan Gosling with a #1 fan foam finger pasted on top.
January 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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*a note is slipped under @solvingcapers.bsky.social door*
My dearest Neve, I am sorry that I broke into your home and stole your bathwater. I made lots of money, but having to stand around with my feet frozen was the worst six minutes of my life. I have learned an important lesson and will never behave in such an inappropriate way ever again probably. I would like to make it up to you by doing something that maybe won’t annoy you. I have no idea what that is, but I might figure it out! Please accept this apology from the deepest recesses of the object that is closest to what you mortals might call a heart. With greatest respect and minimal misbehavior, Your The Maker
January 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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did spite write this
You Are Invited To. Wedding.
January 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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you guys it's only been 12 seconds and i've already made like $685,128!!! i am finally debt free eyyyyyyy
An advertisement for The Maker's Neve Gallus Bathwater for 600 sovereigns each. A man in a tuxedo with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on holds up a tiny jar labeled "Eau De Neve".
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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A picture of an analogue clock showing that the time is 4:20.
January 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Ryan Gosling confused math man.
January 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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ok i'm ready now what
An image of a tomb with Lara Croft on the side that says Tomb Raider the Great Pyramid. Ryan Gosling's Ken face has been pasted on top.
January 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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got a new job! surely this one will last longer than an hour
A picture of a Denny's waiter with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on. The name tag reads: The Maker.
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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so, anybody hungry? i can give you my the maker employee discount as long as you don't tell my boss
A promotional picture of a Subway employee with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on.
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM