The Malcontent
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That ceasefire lasted about as long as Donald at an Epstein Island rub and tug.
a man in a suit and red tie is dancing in front of a crowd
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June 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That ceasefire lasted about as long as Donald at an Epstein Island rub and tug.
Fate is hitting every red light when you're trying to get home to take a big dump.
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fate is hitting every red light when you're trying to get home to take a big dump.
I just saw a Dan Aykroyd doppelganger at the supermarket.
Pretty sure it was just an old lady, though.
It's that, or it's Dan Aykroyd.
If Dan Aykroyd reads this, what's up with all the potatoes?
Making a stew?
You had a lot of potatoes.
Or the old lady had a lot of potatoes.
Pretty sure it was just an old lady, though.
It's that, or it's Dan Aykroyd.
If Dan Aykroyd reads this, what's up with all the potatoes?
Making a stew?
You had a lot of potatoes.
Or the old lady had a lot of potatoes.
March 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just saw a Dan Aykroyd doppelganger at the supermarket.
Pretty sure it was just an old lady, though.
It's that, or it's Dan Aykroyd.
If Dan Aykroyd reads this, what's up with all the potatoes?
Making a stew?
You had a lot of potatoes.
Or the old lady had a lot of potatoes.
Pretty sure it was just an old lady, though.
It's that, or it's Dan Aykroyd.
If Dan Aykroyd reads this, what's up with all the potatoes?
Making a stew?
You had a lot of potatoes.
Or the old lady had a lot of potatoes.
"You're all a bunch of pigs!" - Queen Bavmorda
March 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"You're all a bunch of pigs!" - Queen Bavmorda
Me at the drive-tru ordering the hardest shit to sustain me for another hour cause my bio-rhythm is still messed up from the time change: "May I get a large medium black coffee?"
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Me at the drive-tru ordering the hardest shit to sustain me for another hour cause my bio-rhythm is still messed up from the time change: "May I get a large medium black coffee?"
"I want to exploit your critical minerals," is probably the worst pick-up line since, "Nice shoes, let's fuck."
I honestly never had an issue with the nice shoes line. It's concise and fashion-conscious. 👏👏
I honestly never had an issue with the nice shoes line. It's concise and fashion-conscious. 👏👏
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"I want to exploit your critical minerals," is probably the worst pick-up line since, "Nice shoes, let's fuck."
I honestly never had an issue with the nice shoes line. It's concise and fashion-conscious. 👏👏
I honestly never had an issue with the nice shoes line. It's concise and fashion-conscious. 👏👏
There gotta be some spell out there that will win me the lottery that doesn't involve human sacrifice.
Fortune cookies just aren't cutting it.
Fortune cookies just aren't cutting it.
March 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There gotta be some spell out there that will win me the lottery that doesn't involve human sacrifice.
Fortune cookies just aren't cutting it.
Fortune cookies just aren't cutting it.
Funny how some of the Freedom Convoy crowd when from Canada First to MAGA bootlickers.
Or were they always that? 🤔
Or were they always that? 🤔
January 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Funny how some of the Freedom Convoy crowd when from Canada First to MAGA bootlickers.
Or were they always that? 🤔
Or were they always that? 🤔
Donald Trump is such a whimp.
If you want Canada, come and take it.
You have the strongest military in the world.
Come on up!
If you want Canada, come and take it.
You have the strongest military in the world.
Come on up!
January 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Donald Trump is such a whimp.
If you want Canada, come and take it.
You have the strongest military in the world.
Come on up!
If you want Canada, come and take it.
You have the strongest military in the world.
Come on up!
If you have parents who are still alive this holiday season, give them a hug if you can.
They walked all the hard paths before you.
Their knowledge is greater than any wealth you can accomplish.
In most cases, they will love you regardless of your faults.
This is the beauty of wisdom. 🙏
They walked all the hard paths before you.
Their knowledge is greater than any wealth you can accomplish.
In most cases, they will love you regardless of your faults.
This is the beauty of wisdom. 🙏
December 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
If you have parents who are still alive this holiday season, give them a hug if you can.
They walked all the hard paths before you.
Their knowledge is greater than any wealth you can accomplish.
In most cases, they will love you regardless of your faults.
This is the beauty of wisdom. 🙏
They walked all the hard paths before you.
Their knowledge is greater than any wealth you can accomplish.
In most cases, they will love you regardless of your faults.
This is the beauty of wisdom. 🙏
Theology makes greater sense the older you get because it involves understanding suffering.
Understanding suffering is the path to any kind of enlightenment.
Appreciate your suffering.
🙏
Understanding suffering is the path to any kind of enlightenment.
Appreciate your suffering.
🙏
December 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Theology makes greater sense the older you get because it involves understanding suffering.
Understanding suffering is the path to any kind of enlightenment.
Appreciate your suffering.
🙏
Understanding suffering is the path to any kind of enlightenment.
Appreciate your suffering.
🙏
When the light at the end of The tunnel
Turns out to be
More darkness
Keep going
Until
There's fire.
Turns out to be
More darkness
Keep going
Until
There's fire.
December 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
When the light at the end of The tunnel
Turns out to be
More darkness
Keep going
Until
There's fire.
Turns out to be
More darkness
Keep going
Until
There's fire.
New government on deck.
December 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
New government on deck.
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I have no problem with Mufasa experimenting with male lions in the new Lion King movie.
As long as the ball licking doesn't completely overshadow the majority of the story, I'll be pretty excited for some mane on mane action.
#TheCircleJerkOfLife
As long as the ball licking doesn't completely overshadow the majority of the story, I'll be pretty excited for some mane on mane action.
#TheCircleJerkOfLife
December 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I have no problem with Mufasa experimenting with male lions in the new Lion King movie.
As long as the ball licking doesn't completely overshadow the majority of the story, I'll be pretty excited for some mane on mane action.
#TheCircleJerkOfLife
As long as the ball licking doesn't completely overshadow the majority of the story, I'll be pretty excited for some mane on mane action.
#TheCircleJerkOfLife
What if Batman was no different than Don Quixote and fighting an enemy(s) that doesn't exist?
He's just crazy and caught up in the chivalrous gains.
His parents were never murdered.
He only read about it.
It was romanticism gone array.
He's just crazy and caught up in the chivalrous gains.
His parents were never murdered.
He only read about it.
It was romanticism gone array.
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
What if Batman was no different than Don Quixote and fighting an enemy(s) that doesn't exist?
He's just crazy and caught up in the chivalrous gains.
His parents were never murdered.
He only read about it.
It was romanticism gone array.
He's just crazy and caught up in the chivalrous gains.
His parents were never murdered.
He only read about it.
It was romanticism gone array.
Ah, yes.
The end of the cycle.
Preparing the mind for a weekend of questioning existence before another week of profound doubt and dread.
The end of the cycle.
Preparing the mind for a weekend of questioning existence before another week of profound doubt and dread.
December 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Ah, yes.
The end of the cycle.
Preparing the mind for a weekend of questioning existence before another week of profound doubt and dread.
The end of the cycle.
Preparing the mind for a weekend of questioning existence before another week of profound doubt and dread.
The undone spent time in thought pain.
The splashing laughter of the wicked soul.
Spaced out in a time frame.
Insane.
Inane.
Today's better tomorrow.
The splashing laughter of the wicked soul.
Spaced out in a time frame.
Insane.
Inane.
Today's better tomorrow.
December 13, 2024 at 12:24 AM
The undone spent time in thought pain.
The splashing laughter of the wicked soul.
Spaced out in a time frame.
Insane.
Inane.
Today's better tomorrow.
The splashing laughter of the wicked soul.
Spaced out in a time frame.
Insane.
Inane.
Today's better tomorrow.
Insanity's anger breeds the corrupt being.
What am I seein'?
Found death.
No breathing.
The undone analytical hope.
No weaving.
A greater understanding to cope.
Not seething.
What am I seein'?
Found death.
No breathing.
The undone analytical hope.
No weaving.
A greater understanding to cope.
Not seething.
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Insanity's anger breeds the corrupt being.
What am I seein'?
Found death.
No breathing.
The undone analytical hope.
No weaving.
A greater understanding to cope.
Not seething.
What am I seein'?
Found death.
No breathing.
The undone analytical hope.
No weaving.
A greater understanding to cope.
Not seething.
I let the power of madness consume me today.
There's never anything to gain from compelling emotion to overtake clarity of mind.
I hope understanding the mistake will shed light on the darkest pathway and avoid further folly.
There's never anything to gain from compelling emotion to overtake clarity of mind.
I hope understanding the mistake will shed light on the darkest pathway and avoid further folly.
December 13, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I let the power of madness consume me today.
There's never anything to gain from compelling emotion to overtake clarity of mind.
I hope understanding the mistake will shed light on the darkest pathway and avoid further folly.
There's never anything to gain from compelling emotion to overtake clarity of mind.
I hope understanding the mistake will shed light on the darkest pathway and avoid further folly.
The time for empathy is over.
I'm breathing fire from here on out.
I have become wrath.
I'm breathing fire from here on out.
I have become wrath.
December 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The time for empathy is over.
I'm breathing fire from here on out.
I have become wrath.
I'm breathing fire from here on out.
I have become wrath.
I write fast.
This leads to many mistakes.
It's up to the reader to navigate these falling rocks on the upward climb.
I do promise an easy descent, though.
That much I can guarantee.
I know nothing of forming literary mountains.
You can read me while you take a morning shit.
This leads to many mistakes.
It's up to the reader to navigate these falling rocks on the upward climb.
I do promise an easy descent, though.
That much I can guarantee.
I know nothing of forming literary mountains.
You can read me while you take a morning shit.
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I write fast.
This leads to many mistakes.
It's up to the reader to navigate these falling rocks on the upward climb.
I do promise an easy descent, though.
That much I can guarantee.
I know nothing of forming literary mountains.
You can read me while you take a morning shit.
This leads to many mistakes.
It's up to the reader to navigate these falling rocks on the upward climb.
I do promise an easy descent, though.
That much I can guarantee.
I know nothing of forming literary mountains.
You can read me while you take a morning shit.
The cold morning wind stifles my ability to harness a well developed thought.
Its penetrative nature slows my progress.
I'm left only to stand clenched and harnessing any hope or memory of a more humid past.
This is the plight of the salt spreading landscaper at dawn's light - their fight.
Its penetrative nature slows my progress.
I'm left only to stand clenched and harnessing any hope or memory of a more humid past.
This is the plight of the salt spreading landscaper at dawn's light - their fight.
December 12, 2024 at 12:38 PM
The cold morning wind stifles my ability to harness a well developed thought.
Its penetrative nature slows my progress.
I'm left only to stand clenched and harnessing any hope or memory of a more humid past.
This is the plight of the salt spreading landscaper at dawn's light - their fight.
Its penetrative nature slows my progress.
I'm left only to stand clenched and harnessing any hope or memory of a more humid past.
This is the plight of the salt spreading landscaper at dawn's light - their fight.
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There's no left or right wing.
This we know from observation.
Corporate interests are stronger than ever.
The great fight never comes easy.
This is why it's the great fight.
This we know from observation.
Corporate interests are stronger than ever.
The great fight never comes easy.
This is why it's the great fight.
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 AM
There's no left or right wing.
This we know from observation.
Corporate interests are stronger than ever.
The great fight never comes easy.
This is why it's the great fight.
This we know from observation.
Corporate interests are stronger than ever.
The great fight never comes easy.
This is why it's the great fight.