TheMan2000
@theman2000.bsky.social
Male, 31, easily distracted
i don't say much, but i do a lot of lurking
i don't say much, but i do a lot of lurking
$20 is $20; a nice ass is a nice ass.
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
$20 is $20; a nice ass is a nice ass.
I swear to god, I thought this was an Onion article, until i looked up and saw the source...
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I swear to god, I thought this was an Onion article, until i looked up and saw the source...
Yo, a centipede with manners is a wild sight, oh my god.
I tip my tiny hat, sir
I tip my tiny hat, sir
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yo, a centipede with manners is a wild sight, oh my god.
I tip my tiny hat, sir
I tip my tiny hat, sir
it legit looks like your soul just stepped out of your body to take a break.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
it legit looks like your soul just stepped out of your body to take a break.
they are very hevy o~o
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they are very hevy o~o
She cannot be stopped. She *will* eat all your food.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She cannot be stopped. She *will* eat all your food.
Girl-shaped boys are a vibe
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Girl-shaped boys are a vibe
"Time for the Pill!"
"Oh, barnacles, I hate the Pill."
"Oh, barnacles, I hate the Pill."
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Time for the Pill!"
"Oh, barnacles, I hate the Pill."
"Oh, barnacles, I hate the Pill."
How is this legal?
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
How is this legal?
I want to squeeze her like a squeaky toy
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I want to squeeze her like a squeaky toy
I actually keep forgetting this asshole is a democrat.
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I actually keep forgetting this asshole is a democrat.
It has happened before. It will happen again.
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It has happened before. It will happen again.
everybody needs some titties to play with.
September 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
everybody needs some titties to play with.
doesn't playing with them actually stimulate growth too? i feel like i heard that somewhere
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
doesn't playing with them actually stimulate growth too? i feel like i heard that somewhere
The correct version.
September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The correct version.
Taking a walk is, like, one of the most human activities I can think of. It's up near the top of the "important things we evolved to be good at" list.
September 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Taking a walk is, like, one of the most human activities I can think of. It's up near the top of the "important things we evolved to be good at" list.
Praise whatever god you believe in that it was only slightly painful. When I had my bout with them, I was reduced to a quivering puddle of pain for three days.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Praise whatever god you believe in that it was only slightly painful. When I had my bout with them, I was reduced to a quivering puddle of pain for three days.
Seasonal Ascension
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Seasonal Ascension
All I can think of as I read this is the mod that replaces that audio with Beavis and Butthead "looking for the chick with the big boobs" over a PA system.
September 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All I can think of as I read this is the mod that replaces that audio with Beavis and Butthead "looking for the chick with the big boobs" over a PA system.