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Manny Goldstein
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Based on a true story

*People’s Front of Judea*
😴
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Bank Holiday here, so no. 🎉
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It is the United States…
a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something
ALT: a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something
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February 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Never, apparently
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Hope they make them in a kids’ size for you.
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Are you gonna get one of the fancy rugby themed ones?
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This bug is sending kids to the hospital in droves over here. Please take care of yourself!
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Manny Goldstein
You know who’s draining resources from the state?

Tax dodging billionaires who live in fucking Monaco.
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Dayum! Thanks Kit!
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Ooh, if you’d like! 😏 But cautiously, my back’s in bits.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
We could just tear each other’s spines out. That would solve the loop problem.
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I lent out my Love and Rockets collections so many times that by the time they never came back, they were just in tatters. The one I miss the most is the L&R Sketchbook though. What a gem that was!
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My back is having sympathy agonising pain for your back.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Just checked. Not American.
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I laughed.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You don’t need a cartoon of me to know that I’m sad and lacking in vitamins and happiness.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
You can’t escape that easily.
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Joke’s on you, I’m already in my mid-50’s and I promise to that the “I should ring around to the doctor’s surgery at some point” chest pains never go away any more.
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Sweet dreams, Steph.
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I quit paying the licence fee in July 2020 and I can’t imagine ever starting again.
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Brilliant.

As a much younger lad, I was gallivanting about Toronto. Setting myself down at an outdoor patio for a pint with a friend, she soon started tapping my knee and chinning towards a table behind me where Janeane Garofalo was dining. Being madly in love with her, I promptly left her alone.
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Canadians are way better at that than we are. Sorry to say.
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM