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Environment Canada Issues Wind Warning for Moose Jaw, Prompting Anti Wind Protest – The Maple Elbow, December 16th, 2025

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Environment Canada Issues Wind Warning for Moose Jaw, Prompting Anti Wind Protest
Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe at the Sidewalk Days festivities in Moose Jaw (FILE PHOTO)
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December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Bloc Leader Yves-François Blanchet Announces Party Wants to Make Esperanto National Language – The Maple Elbow, December 15th, 2025

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Bloc Leader Yves-François Blanchet Announces Party Wants to Make Esperanto National Language
Bloc Leader Yves-François Blanchet stands and waves in front of the Esperanto flag (PHOTO BY Brian S. Lumberjackson)
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December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Tourists to Canada Must Endure Ice Wine Tasting to Enter Country – The Maple Elbow, December 13th, 2025

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Tourists to Canada Must Endure Ice Wine Tasting to Enter Country
Prime Minister Mark Carney at a wine tasting at the Inniskillin Wines at Niagara-on-the-Lake last month (PHOTO BY Pierre Hommesbridge)
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December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jagmeet Singh Signs Deal with DC to Reboot the DC Cinematic Universe, Promises It Will Be Better Than NDP Relaunch – The Maple Elbow, December 12th, 2025

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Jagmeet Singh Signs Deal with DC to Reboot the DC Cinematic Universe, Promises It Will Be Better…
Former NDP leader Jagmeet Singh greets the audience at DC Con after Netflix announced that he would be the new CEO of DC Studios (PHOTO…
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December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Alanis Morissette Enters NDP Leadership Race, Plans to Make Irony Ironic Again – The Maple Elbow, December 11th, 2025

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Alanis Morissette Enters NDP Leadership Race, Plans to Make Irony Ironic Again
Alanis Morissette (far left) joins NDP leadership hopefuls Tanille Johnston, Avi Lewis, Tony McQuail, Heather McPherson and Rob Ashton for…
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December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
After meeting with giant, Prime Minister Mark Carney becomes the first world leader to recognize Jötunheimr’s claims to Canada’s north – The Maple Elbow, December 9th, 2025

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After meeting with giant, Prime Minister Mark Carney becomes the first world leader to recognize…
Prime Minister Carney with the Premier of the Northwest Territories, R. J. Simpson (PHOTO BY Pierre Hommesbridge)
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December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Elizabeth May Regrets Supporting Budget, Signs Pact With Great Old One In Bid to Have Revenge – The Maple Elbow, December 8th, 2025

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Elizabeth May Regrets Supporting Budget, Signs Pact With Great Old One In Bid to Have Revenge
(Green Party of Canada Leader Elizabeth May and supporters engaging in a ritual summoning PHOTO BY Brian S. Lumberjackson)
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December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre wins inaugural OHL Peace Prize - The Maple Elbow, December 6th, 2025

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Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre wins inaugural OHL Peace Prize
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre accepting the OHL Peace Prize at a barn in Renfrew, Ontario (PHOTO BY Pierre…
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December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Justin Trudeau and Orlando Bloom to Rescue Katy Perry from Isengard – The Maple Elbow, December 5th, 2025

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Justin Trudeau and Orlando Bloom to Rescue Katy Perry from Isengard
Orlando Bloom and Justin Trudeau in Lord of the Rings cosplay attire, outside the Isengard Banff Springs Hotel in Alberta (PHOTO BY Brian…
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December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Prime Minister Carney Announces Canadian AI Researchers Have Decoded 6-7, Will Share Intel with Allies – The Maple Elbow, December 4th, 2025

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Prime Minister Carney Announces Canadian AI Researchers Have Decoded 6-7, Will Share Intel with…
Prime Minister Mark Carney in the House of Commons during question period (FILE PHOTO)
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December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Je Suis Yvonne - A Day of Infamy at the Maple Elbow – The Maple Elbow, December 3rd, 2025

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Je Suis Yvonne - A Day of Infamy at the Maple Elbow
Franklin the Turtle sits on the ground beside an RCMP truck, following his arrest on Monday afternoon (Photo by Yvonne Engelmann)
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December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Nunavut Premier John Main to Change Honorific from Right Honourable to Gucci – The Maple Elbow, December 2nd, 2025

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Nunavut Premier John Main to Change Honorific from Right Honourable to Gucci
Nunavut Premier John Main and Atlanta based but Alabama born Gucci Mane face off in a freestyle battle at an undisclosed location (FILE…
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December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Je Suis Yvonne - A Day of Infamy at the Maple Elbow – The Maple Elbow, December 3rd, 2025

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Je Suis Yvonne - A Day of Infamy at the Maple Elbow
Franklin the Turtle sits on the ground beside an RCMP truck, following his arrest on Monday afternoon (Photo by Yvonne Engelmann)
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December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Nunavut Premier John Main to Change Honorific from Right Honourable to Gucci – The Maple Elbow, December 2nd, 2025

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Nunavut Premier John Main to Change Honorific from Right Honourable to Gucci
Nunavut Premier John Main and Atlanta based but Alabama born Gucci Mane face off in a freestyle battle at an undisclosed location (FILE…
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December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Thomas King Admits He's Not Actually A Tank Engine – The Maple Elbow, November 28, 2025

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Following genealogical research, Thomas King admits he’s not actually a tank engine; cancels visit…
Following genealogical research, Thomas King admits he’s not actually a tank engine; cancels visit to Shining Time Station In a shocking announcement, Thomas King has acknowledged findings which …
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November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite historic library fines – The Maple Elbow, November 29th, 2025

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Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite Toronto Reference Library collecting on…
Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite Toronto Reference Library collecting on historic fines Yves Engler was in a Montreal courtroom on Friday but that didn't stop him from having more ...
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November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Dear Elbowers,

We had planned on posting an article today. Unfortunately, our offices were attacked by Franklin the Turtle, who was wielding a bazooka. Fortunately, our receptionist Yvonne led us to safety by hiding us in the darkroom.

The Maple Elbow will return tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Today, the Maple Elbow takes pause as we celebrate the birth of Tim Horton. We want to thank everyone for their support during our launch. Also, it's Sunday, we aren't heathens goddammit!
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Today, the Maple Elbow takes pause as we celebrate the birth of Tim Horton. We want to thank everyone for their support during our launch. Also, it's Sunday, we aren't heathens goddammit!
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite historic library fines – The Maple Elbow, November 29th, 2025

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Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite Toronto Reference Library collecting on…
Yves Engler still angling for NDP leadership despite Toronto Reference Library collecting on historic fines Yves Engler was in a Montreal courtroom on Friday but that didn't stop him from having more ...
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November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thomas King Admits He's Not Actually A Tank Engine – The Maple Elbow, November 28, 2025

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Following genealogical research, Thomas King admits he’s not actually a tank engine; cancels visit…
Following genealogical research, Thomas King admits he’s not actually a tank engine; cancels visit to Shining Time Station In a shocking announcement, Thomas King has acknowledged findings which …
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November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Maple Elbow, we are a super food.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM