Mariah
themariah.bsky.social
Mariah
@themariah.bsky.social
Reposted by Mariah
June 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You gotta wonder why google maps alerts you about police on the road. I mean, you dont really gotta wonder.
June 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
thx for the mems fb 🙏
June 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My dad and I found something in common: someone in our family called us "critical" and now we make every effort to point that out when we're about to be "critical"
June 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
one of my goals this year was to not voice every opinion i had about something or someone. as a result, i've met my journaling goal and hope no one finds my journal
June 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Anyone who has told me they have a high EQ has typically been a maniac. Also why would you tell me something like that and why have so many people told me that
June 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Took me a bit to remember the connection between these tbh lol. I've been writing things that sound like funny euphemisms for a man's southern hemisphere
June 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There's an inverse correlation between my financials and the speed at which i cash a $43 check 📈
June 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Men might think the most adventurous thing they've ever worn was navy blue dress pants and tan leather shoes, but actually it's overalls.
June 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The irony and dichotomy of parentified daughters who raised their family but are now resented and vilified for not being able to be normal non-mother figures in adult life
May 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People who pick out a bunch of sushi rolls but dont pull their weight eating it at AYCE are Not To Be Trusted
May 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM