I’ve been sleeping on @thebandcake.bsky.social first album. That is a solid debut! #albumaday

The Alabama Shakes are the band version of the radio station WXRT.

Post Malone walked so Jelly Roll could walk slower.

@nevernotfunny.bsky.social please talk about Todd Glass on the Grammy’s!

My high ass just forgot to take the plastic off my Reece Cup miniature before I put it in my mouth and chewed. #high

I honestly thought four napkins would be enough.

#podcast #waitwaitdonttellme #improv #silly

I was recently rewatched Game of Thrones. Every character’s parents are great at teaching bloodlines and honor. My dad only taught me how to belch talk.

Life is like a box of chocolates, three pieces is a serving.

You ever just have one of those “There are five lights” kinda days? #tng

I also don’t practice Santeria, but you don’t hear me singing about it. #religion #sublime

How many things did Susan not find in the cabinet to get the Lazy Susan named after her? #kitchen

100 bands better than Papa Roach

1. The Beatles
2. The Rolling Stones
3. Led Zeppelin
4. The Who
5. The Byrds
6. Aerosmith
7. Cake
8. Reo Speed Wagon
9. Styx
10. Talking Heads
11. The Cure
12. Nirvana
13. Foo Fighters
14. Ben Folds Five
15. Rage Against the Machine
16. ABBA
17. Papa Roach...fuck!

I bet Rube Goldberg had a suprisingly dull funeral.