Emo is Forever⛓️‍💥🤘🎸

(Made this shirt for an upcoming AL concert—please don’t sue me, replacement Avril)

A Story in 3 Parts
(Can you guess my sign?)

Tell me I can’t quit my job over text

This is the first nice sunny day off I’ve had in months and I’m day drinking on the porch and watching this squirrel move their babies from one tree to another across the yard and it’s been fucking riveting, no lie

What if I quit my job to write a tv series about my job?

I get how targeted ads work but how does literally the most perfect ad for my neck and hip pain pop up when I haven’t talked about it, searched it, etc? I literally had a single passing thought about maybe getting a new pillow or a massage and boom, get an ad for a massage pillow. I am scared.

I kno im really intoxicated rn but I think id hit Kim from rhwoatl tartar for the partar

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Things that aren’t really birthday gifts but feel like it based on proximity to my birthday:

-Chappell Roan releasing “The Giver”
-Freakier Friday trailer drop
-Half-price pizza due to Pi Day
-Shitty workplace lady got too sick to come in
-New weed sodas arriving in-store when I happen to visit

This is going to be my Silly Goose On The Loose account