The Mega Magikarp
@themegamagikarp.bsky.social
Gamer, ex YouTuber, and your favorite redhead. Magic, Pokémon, Destiny, and a bunch of other loved series from me to talk about. Not a Gyarados. (he/him)
In order:
Love
Don't play but love how people who're passionate react around it
Love
I'm jealous of your portfolio and also astounded you're willing to put up with capital g Gamers ™️ on the internet with a public profile
Love
Don't play but love how people who're passionate react around it
Love
I'm jealous of your portfolio and also astounded you're willing to put up with capital g Gamers ™️ on the internet with a public profile
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In order:
Love
Don't play but love how people who're passionate react around it
Love
I'm jealous of your portfolio and also astounded you're willing to put up with capital g Gamers ™️ on the internet with a public profile
Love
Don't play but love how people who're passionate react around it
Love
I'm jealous of your portfolio and also astounded you're willing to put up with capital g Gamers ™️ on the internet with a public profile
That cabbage merchant from Avatar was a social media influencer ahead of his time
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That cabbage merchant from Avatar was a social media influencer ahead of his time
Oh I remember Dawn now, she voiced a hilarious doofus by name of Orphie in a game I play, I'm looking forward to seeing her as Aunor!
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh I remember Dawn now, she voiced a hilarious doofus by name of Orphie in a game I play, I'm looking forward to seeing her as Aunor!
I played Destiny for 12 years, first time?
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I played Destiny for 12 years, first time?
How did your son get on my room
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
How did your son get on my room
I'm biased, I identified with the negative parts of him before Ixalan - standoffish, "don't talk to me til I've had my coffee" attitude, defiant, irritable.
Then you came along, stripped him of his memories and let him live unfettered and willing to feel again.
It legitimately gave me hope.
Then you came along, stripped him of his memories and let him live unfettered and willing to feel again.
It legitimately gave me hope.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm biased, I identified with the negative parts of him before Ixalan - standoffish, "don't talk to me til I've had my coffee" attitude, defiant, irritable.
Then you came along, stripped him of his memories and let him live unfettered and willing to feel again.
It legitimately gave me hope.
Then you came along, stripped him of his memories and let him live unfettered and willing to feel again.
It legitimately gave me hope.
First half of that sentence - "yeah if I'm queueing into a multiplayer game I can see that, I don't see the-"
Once I hit "even story heavy single player games":
Once I hit "even story heavy single player games":
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
First half of that sentence - "yeah if I'm queueing into a multiplayer game I can see that, I don't see the-"
Once I hit "even story heavy single player games":
Once I hit "even story heavy single player games":
But yes your enthusiasm and obvious love of your work was intoxicating and it got me to a point where I said fuck it and picked up a pen to write stories for the first time in 15 years
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
But yes your enthusiasm and obvious love of your work was intoxicating and it got me to a point where I said fuck it and picked up a pen to write stories for the first time in 15 years
Back on the hellsite I followed because you gave me serious chaotic energy while also being so aggressively into Drifter/Eris I was like "Dang this reminds me of how I felt about the story between Jace and Vraska back in MTG"... Then the author of that joined the team and I was just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Back on the hellsite I followed because you gave me serious chaotic energy while also being so aggressively into Drifter/Eris I was like "Dang this reminds me of how I felt about the story between Jace and Vraska back in MTG"... Then the author of that joined the team and I was just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same, and it takes a massively popular channel like Death Battle for it to stay near the top of my sub box
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Same, and it takes a massively popular channel like Death Battle for it to stay near the top of my sub box
Honestly same, and I know I have it. I may need to reevaluate how I'm medicating or change something generally since it's been rough lately.
If nothing else it's a relief to know one way or another, as knowing definitely helped me identify some things and feel better generally vs not being sure.
If nothing else it's a relief to know one way or another, as knowing definitely helped me identify some things and feel better generally vs not being sure.
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Honestly same, and I know I have it. I may need to reevaluate how I'm medicating or change something generally since it's been rough lately.
If nothing else it's a relief to know one way or another, as knowing definitely helped me identify some things and feel better generally vs not being sure.
If nothing else it's a relief to know one way or another, as knowing definitely helped me identify some things and feel better generally vs not being sure.
My cat says the same thing whenever he yells at me for not giving him attention
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My cat says the same thing whenever he yells at me for not giving him attention
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i hope everyone who quote-posted this looking for a partner or a proposal meets the poster of their dreams
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i hope everyone who quote-posted this looking for a partner or a proposal meets the poster of their dreams
This is the most unique way I've had an account recommended for me to follow on this site so far lmao
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is the most unique way I've had an account recommended for me to follow on this site so far lmao
Honestly I'm glad I don't do this, but I feel like instead my writing is more influenced by short form factor writings meant for a few paragraphs to a dozen pages. @hazelmonforton.com 's team when she worked at Bungie was so good while she was there and I'm super into her stuff
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Honestly I'm glad I don't do this, but I feel like instead my writing is more influenced by short form factor writings meant for a few paragraphs to a dozen pages. @hazelmonforton.com 's team when she worked at Bungie was so good while she was there and I'm super into her stuff
All I got is a mid 90s industrial metal band headlining for Fear Factory called Wurmcoil Engine
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All I got is a mid 90s industrial metal band headlining for Fear Factory called Wurmcoil Engine
I'll be honest I need to reference my own writing so far to see if I've made this mistake but I don't think I have.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'll be honest I need to reference my own writing so far to see if I've made this mistake but I don't think I have.
Oh it's not quite so bad in environmental stuff, I have a bit more confidence there. It's the intimate stuff with people that my skillset is less developed.
Solution? Find some smut online I guess lmao
Solution? Find some smut online I guess lmao
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh it's not quite so bad in environmental stuff, I have a bit more confidence there. It's the intimate stuff with people that my skillset is less developed.
Solution? Find some smut online I guess lmao
Solution? Find some smut online I guess lmao
Not me out here following along this convo for my own personal use in writing
patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Not me out here following along this convo for my own personal use in writing
You looked so similar to a friend of mine I haven't talked to in years I had to do a double take
I should remind her of her bob days lmao
I should remind her of her bob days lmao
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You looked so similar to a friend of mine I haven't talked to in years I had to do a double take
I should remind her of her bob days lmao
I should remind her of her bob days lmao
I don't ever feel the need to use Demo Field on a basic. It's always to answer a coffers or similar cards.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't ever feel the need to use Demo Field on a basic. It's always to answer a coffers or similar cards.
I'm not a dad but I would absolutely die laughing meeting a bunch of folks with my sense of humor like this
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm not a dad but I would absolutely die laughing meeting a bunch of folks with my sense of humor like this