TheMercurialMan
@themercurialman.bsky.social
I'm just here to vent.
If you stumbled upon this, stumble the fuck back off.
If you stumbled upon this, stumble the fuck back off.
It's terrible but I think I've identified that the exact moment my life shit the bed was when I stopped listening to The Vampire Lestat's 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦 endlessly on repeat every day. Of course I'm gonna rectify that NOW. Song fucks harder than a gigolo.
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's terrible but I think I've identified that the exact moment my life shit the bed was when I stopped listening to The Vampire Lestat's 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘦 endlessly on repeat every day. Of course I'm gonna rectify that NOW. Song fucks harder than a gigolo.
What a fucking waste of time first class on a train is. Literally 2 PEOPLE on an entire cart while people are crammed in like sardines. Suck a cock.
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What a fucking waste of time first class on a train is. Literally 2 PEOPLE on an entire cart while people are crammed in like sardines. Suck a cock.
What did I do today, you ask?
Well we had a power cut and my boss asked me to stay around to tell people we're closed. Because the locked doors and lack of lights weren't a giveaway, I guess.
Well we had a power cut and my boss asked me to stay around to tell people we're closed. Because the locked doors and lack of lights weren't a giveaway, I guess.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What did I do today, you ask?
Well we had a power cut and my boss asked me to stay around to tell people we're closed. Because the locked doors and lack of lights weren't a giveaway, I guess.
Well we had a power cut and my boss asked me to stay around to tell people we're closed. Because the locked doors and lack of lights weren't a giveaway, I guess.
I thought yesterday was just a bad day but I've woken up thinking EVERYONE can still fuck off.
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I thought yesterday was just a bad day but I've woken up thinking EVERYONE can still fuck off.
Another Taste
Another year
Another place
Another tear
Another chase
Another sneer
Without a trace
You disappear
Pick up the pace
Pack up the gear
Gimme some face
A souvenir
Here come the gays
Here comes the fear
Now we're having fuuuuuuuuuuun
Another year
Another place
Another tear
Another chase
Another sneer
Without a trace
You disappear
Pick up the pace
Pack up the gear
Gimme some face
A souvenir
Here come the gays
Here comes the fear
Now we're having fuuuuuuuuuuun
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Another Taste
Another year
Another place
Another tear
Another chase
Another sneer
Without a trace
You disappear
Pick up the pace
Pack up the gear
Gimme some face
A souvenir
Here come the gays
Here comes the fear
Now we're having fuuuuuuuuuuun
Another year
Another place
Another tear
Another chase
Another sneer
Without a trace
You disappear
Pick up the pace
Pack up the gear
Gimme some face
A souvenir
Here come the gays
Here comes the fear
Now we're having fuuuuuuuuuuun
So nice to hear assassinating pieces of shit is back, that was a good start to the day.
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
So nice to hear assassinating pieces of shit is back, that was a good start to the day.
I thought my profile was private so how is anyone following me? Fuck off.
August 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I thought my profile was private so how is anyone following me? Fuck off.
I realised I don't hate my life, I just wish I had some control over it.
August 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I realised I don't hate my life, I just wish I had some control over it.
I have been such a raw nerve for the last few days, but the love and support I've seen has been beautiful.
June 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have been such a raw nerve for the last few days, but the love and support I've seen has been beautiful.
Am I ever going to have a legit lie-in again? I'm so tired.
June 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Am I ever going to have a legit lie-in again? I'm so tired.
Super Earth is being attacked RIGHT NOW and I'm stuck at stupid work.
a video game character is saying `` rise and shine , it 's time to save democracy '' .
ALT: a video game character is saying `` rise and shine , it 's time to save democracy '' .
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May 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Super Earth is being attacked RIGHT NOW and I'm stuck at stupid work.
Something that nobody knows about me: me and my dad got obsessed with The Resident. I just watched the season finale. I love everyone in that show. When I started it I hated Devon because he was leaving his wife at the alter. At the end I still like him the least buuuut fuck I like him. Primo show
May 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Something that nobody knows about me: me and my dad got obsessed with The Resident. I just watched the season finale. I love everyone in that show. When I started it I hated Devon because he was leaving his wife at the alter. At the end I still like him the least buuuut fuck I like him. Primo show
What I imagine going back to work today will be like.
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
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May 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What I imagine going back to work today will be like.
Release the fucking Dune game on consoles and let me disappear into Arrakis forever please.
May 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Release the fucking Dune game on consoles and let me disappear into Arrakis forever please.
I cannot wait to blow up the second I come back from holiday, it'll be hype 😕
May 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I cannot wait to blow up the second I come back from holiday, it'll be hype 😕
I just got off a train and the first thing I see in the town I live in is someone taking a piss in the street. I fucking hate this place.
April 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just got off a train and the first thing I see in the town I live in is someone taking a piss in the street. I fucking hate this place.
So much of any of my life is spent looking at it, thinking about how it could change, saying "goddammit can't be assed" and then moving on. Probably right, possibly wrong in general 🤷♂️
April 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So much of any of my life is spent looking at it, thinking about how it could change, saying "goddammit can't be assed" and then moving on. Probably right, possibly wrong in general 🤷♂️
After 40+ hrs of working and complaining about the unfair working conditions of my colleagues and the ridiculous balance of wages and hours, my dad decided to be cunty because I said I didn't give a shit about my aunt and cousin being on a beach in literally Bora Bora. Fuck my life I guess?
April 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
After 40+ hrs of working and complaining about the unfair working conditions of my colleagues and the ridiculous balance of wages and hours, my dad decided to be cunty because I said I didn't give a shit about my aunt and cousin being on a beach in literally Bora Bora. Fuck my life I guess?
A couple of kids throw an empty bottle of detergent over the fence and my dad gets all bent out of shape, I was bullied for about 7 years in school and told "just ignore it" between 8-15. When I reiterate that to him he gets butthurt. He's 69.
April 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A couple of kids throw an empty bottle of detergent over the fence and my dad gets all bent out of shape, I was bullied for about 7 years in school and told "just ignore it" between 8-15. When I reiterate that to him he gets butthurt. He's 69.
I have to wake up and read about some shit pop star going to SPACE?! Fuck off 2025.
April 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I have to wake up and read about some shit pop star going to SPACE?! Fuck off 2025.
Hot Milk are bringing out a new album in June, I'm finally seeing Nine Inch Nails in June, and Death Stranding 2 comes out in June. Fuck me I'm gonna have to stay alive another year right?
March 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hot Milk are bringing out a new album in June, I'm finally seeing Nine Inch Nails in June, and Death Stranding 2 comes out in June. Fuck me I'm gonna have to stay alive another year right?
Feel like I'm in a bit of a post-Christmas rut. Can't seem to find any enthusiasm for, well, anything really. Doesn't help that it seems that everyone's New Years resolution is to be sociable, and I just want to sit in my PJs and watch bullshit while being left alone.
January 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Feel like I'm in a bit of a post-Christmas rut. Can't seem to find any enthusiasm for, well, anything really. Doesn't help that it seems that everyone's New Years resolution is to be sociable, and I just want to sit in my PJs and watch bullshit while being left alone.
My sister just messaged me saying "I bet you have a drink in hand right now and if you aren't watching die hard, we'll shame on you!!"
Well...
Well...
December 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
My sister just messaged me saying "I bet you have a drink in hand right now and if you aren't watching die hard, we'll shame on you!!"
Well...
Well...
I beat the Silent Hill 2 remake and only shit my pants thirteen times.
November 10, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I beat the Silent Hill 2 remake and only shit my pants thirteen times.
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for a moment it didn't have you by the throat."
September 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for a moment it didn't have you by the throat."