"Solly's Serenade" - Guests play a game of bobbing for used prosthetic southpaws in Old Renly Sanitariums’ galvanized steel cans filled with peach moonshine so flavorful you can barely taste the 1956 Chevrolet Bel Air carburetor.

“The Silvery Eyes of Clemson” - Under a Wolf Moon, Guests slice button onions & recite passages of Coleridge in time with an Austrian Bronze Gramophone, culture tubes glued under their eyes. Their tears are consolidated & used to season our world-famous Bacon Dagwoods.

“Perdition’s Oasis” - In the derelict building out back which used to be a Gebrauchsporzellan porcelain manufactory, Guests drink ouzo and use wooden handsaws to disassemble Coney Island frescos of frolicking Mermen.

"Kissing the Bowline" - After dumpster-diving for a lobster breakfast, Guests wash up onto an abandoned shore to hunt for Minnie’s lost lucky golden molar, somewhere in the sand.

“Uncle Clambake” - Armed only with switchblades from a 1978 Tucson production of “Harvey,” Guests are covered in deer tallow & locked in an Emerson Respirator with 5 baby Broad-Snouted Caimans over an electric floor. Contests are broadcast to our pub, “The Gizzard and Tendon.”

"Cottonmouth Willie" - Guests are blindfolded by a staff comprised of jilted bridegrooms and led to walk barefoot over grave-robbed Waltham pocket watches.

"Kingfish" - Hubert, an old clown with open-heart surgery scars and a monocle, leads Guests under a highway overpass and reads 1940's sports pages to them while frequently nodding off.