Michael Parrish
themichaelparrish.bsky.social
Michael Parrish
@themichaelparrish.bsky.social
Hey, you 🫵😎🫵 I turned down $425,000 for my daily AI newsletter. Join more than 23,000 smart people here.👇

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2024 has been wild. 😂

- I bought the newsletter in April for $40,000.
- Immediately lost subs.
- It took 6 months for me to recoup the loses.
- I was offered $150,000 for it.
- Next week, PREMIUM TIER launches.
- More newsletters on the roadmap...

2025, I'm coming for you. 🫡
TikTok got banned in the US. 14 hours later? Unbanned.

What?

Biden signed a bill forcing TikTok to sell or be banned. It went down Sunday, but Trump promised to stop the ban, bringing it back hours later.
January 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I should be writing my newsletter.

I’m not.
January 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Give up on love. 🦆

Not my Ai newsletter. 😂
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Don't leave your house.

Read my AI newsletter instead 😂
January 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My proudest work 😂

Subscribe to my newsletter or else.
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You know damn well I haven’t written my newsletter yet 😂
January 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing like positive newsletter feedback 🥰

I've made a lot of changes recently.
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Got this shoutout from @ianroth.bsky.social today.

-Competition is good.

-Growing together is better.

Write a great newsletter today. 🫡
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Imagine an army of these coming after you
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Purged inactive subscribers today.

Necessary, but feels like a gut punch 😵‍💫 🤛
December 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
ChatGPT is down worldwide.

Sketch.
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Reposted by Michael Parrish
one of the hardest working folks in the newsletter game is @themichaelparrish.bsky.social and you should follow him
I've been busy writing a newsletter this year.

@beehiiv.com sent some stats:
December 11, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I've been busy writing a newsletter this year.

@beehiiv.com sent some stats:
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Tomorrow’s newsletter will detonate the very fabric of your cranium, spray your hyper-luminous grey matter into infinity’s screaming maw, and leave the black holes shrieking for a second helping of your cosmic cerebral pulp.

Btw, which subject line do you think will win?
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 AM
How will I shove all of these in my calendar?

The same way I'll shove 'em in my wallet.

Thanks, @beehiiv.com 😂
December 10, 2024 at 6:54 PM
“One of the most successful AI newsletters”

Ciaran, you always know what to say 🥰

See you on Sunday 🫡
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I launched my newsletter's premium tier this week for $25 a month...

This was AFTER I told @heyitmy3.bsky.social to charge $5000. 😳

Take advantage of my insanity before I come to my senses...

6 human brains have already become Premium Brains. 🧠
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Tomorrow’s newsletter will vaporize your skull, splatter neon brain-matter across the cosmos, and leave the universe howling for more.

But anyway...

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with B. 👇
December 6, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Reposted by Michael Parrish
effort / outcome
not
risk / reward
December 5, 2024 at 7:53 PM
My newsletter is my entire personality.
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Tomorrow's newsletter will melt your frontal lobe off. 😳

Which subject line do you think will win?

I'm going with D. 👇
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Good timing.

Just opened some January sponsorships for my newsletter.

Thanks, @beehiiv.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"And the only way to deal with fear us to cozy up with it. To look it in the eye and pump its hand. To translate its negative energy into adrenaline. To harness it. To laugh with it, rather than at it."
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM