Karen Vasquez
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Karen Vasquez
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Comedian on a break, host of Music on the Brain & The Mighty Turtle podcasts. Newly MFA'd. Life's work: Make you laugh at what scares me.
I agree.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I love this version!
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I did not expect that.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Thank you for giving me words for this response.
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If anything he's a cautionary tale against homophobes.
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Absolutely. Mark Kelly should be SECDEF. Maybe if Mark Kelly went to Trump‘s office like Momdavi, Trump would then like him and appoint him. Kelly would have to flatter him a couple of times; it’s not like he’d have to kiss Trump‘s ass.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I thought the same thing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You ruin nothing. Taking care of ourselves is hard and when people we live with blame us (chronically ill people) for something completely out of our control, it is they who are ruining things. I used to feel like this.
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Done!
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well said.
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
lol. I was definitely a dumb teenager at the time.
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It was almost 30 years ago, and I’m pretty sure I frisbee’d the life ring over his head a few times.

We were each on 30 foot small boats in the Mediterranean, off the coast of Spain. His boat pulled alongside ours and he jumped way too soon.
October 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thank you for sharing the joy. It’s contagious!
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM