Mike Voydanoff
@themike.bsky.social
Earthbound spirit, living in a lucid dream. I’m just here for the burritos.
Sometimes it’s hard to deal with stuff when you have stuff to deal with.
August 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes it’s hard to deal with stuff when you have stuff to deal with.
There is no proof of an all encompassing objective reality that is the same for everyone. It is a myth.
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There is no proof of an all encompassing objective reality that is the same for everyone. It is a myth.
You are what you eat. I am burrito.
July 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You are what you eat. I am burrito.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
People who use the term “simp” clearly have no idea what sympathy is. And obviously don’t even know how to spell it either.
May 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
People who use the term “simp” clearly have no idea what sympathy is. And obviously don’t even know how to spell it either.
Wow there’s a lot of crazy energy on this planet!
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wow there’s a lot of crazy energy on this planet!
Maybe we should change “mansplaining” to mean “explaining stuff to a man” since a lot of men seem to need that these days.
May 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Maybe we should change “mansplaining” to mean “explaining stuff to a man” since a lot of men seem to need that these days.
Garlic, onions, chocolate and coffee: the four most important plants on Earth that account for a majority of our incarnations and space tourism.
May 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Garlic, onions, chocolate and coffee: the four most important plants on Earth that account for a majority of our incarnations and space tourism.
This lifetime is only one life of many. But I prefer to take things one life at a time.
May 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This lifetime is only one life of many. But I prefer to take things one life at a time.
Earth Fatigue is real.
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Earth Fatigue is real.
We need to stop talking about the “male loneliness epidemic” and focus on the male ignorance epidemic instead.
March 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We need to stop talking about the “male loneliness epidemic” and focus on the male ignorance epidemic instead.
The thing about Earth is that there is no safe place to land the time machine.
March 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The thing about Earth is that there is no safe place to land the time machine.
The price of eggs keep going higher and higher. Meanwhile the hens are paying no taxes at all!
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The price of eggs keep going higher and higher. Meanwhile the hens are paying no taxes at all!
Anyone who uses the term “simp” as if sympathy is a bad thing is a narcissist and will not be receiving any sympathy from me.
February 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anyone who uses the term “simp” as if sympathy is a bad thing is a narcissist and will not be receiving any sympathy from me.
When a ventriloquist farts they always blame the dummy.
February 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When a ventriloquist farts they always blame the dummy.
For me, feminism is straightforward result of empathy and compassion. So the opposite of feminism is not misogyny, but narcissism.
February 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
For me, feminism is straightforward result of empathy and compassion. So the opposite of feminism is not misogyny, but narcissism.
Normalize Feminism
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Normalize Feminism
DEFUND THE SUPERBOWL
February 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
DEFUND THE SUPERBOWL
Why do people keep talking about "vinyl records"? What other kinds of records are there? To me, that sounds like talking about "wood trees". And don't even think about saying "vinyls".
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why do people keep talking about "vinyl records"? What other kinds of records are there? To me, that sounds like talking about "wood trees". And don't even think about saying "vinyls".
Actually I think l I’ll skip watching the Testosterone Bowl this year.
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Actually I think l I’ll skip watching the Testosterone Bowl this year.
I just went on Medium and saw an article from some douchey guy about how “toxic femininity” is to blame for Trump getting elected. And that reminded me of why I stopped using Medium.
February 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I just went on Medium and saw an article from some douchey guy about how “toxic femininity” is to blame for Trump getting elected. And that reminded me of why I stopped using Medium.
I hereby declare FAFO to be the official acronym of the year for 2025.
January 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hereby declare FAFO to be the official acronym of the year for 2025.
I’m thankful that Trump hasn’t canceled pizza yet.
January 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m thankful that Trump hasn’t canceled pizza yet.