Luke Kuechly is such a great football mind. As a Panthers fan, I’m selfishly sad he retired so young. But I’m also glad he found a way to still stay involved while preventing further injuries.

I think he even made Ariel pregnant between the accent and the way he held him

(Does math) Ah yes, I am officially unaroused now

This shit has been hilarious. Jake spent four rounds basically trying double-leg takedowns and now Anthony Joshua is fucking him up

One of the things I remember most about my new parents group was how we were told to acknowledge differences in people rather than pretend they don’t exist. Makes perfect sense when you think about it - teach them from an early age that these things are just facts, less to question later.

I’d hope the agents would help pay attention to this stuff. I’m not naive enough to think it would prevent it, but it would be nice if Puka’s agent tried calling or texting him during/after the appearance and saying “Get away from him!”

As much as I would love to have another local NBA team, you’re right. I think they’d likely get a good ownership group in Seattle that’s willing to spend, but all it would do is make the shitty teams even shittier