Checking my translation app to see if the Hebrew word for Donald J. Trump is “Barak.”

All the governor needs to do is sell another piece of his soul and he and the missus can stream the new season of Bridgerton…if he has any soul left.

Bezos makes $130k per minute. Oligarchs will be the death of America.

$10 billion sounds like a nice round number.

Proof your folks raised you right.

$16 for a ticket.

$12 for a box of popcorn.

$12 for 3lbs. of tomatoes to toss at the screen.

$40 is a bargain for a lifetime of memories.

Totally worth it.

There would be more of that life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness stuff happening.

I would not be losing sleep worrying about my three boys being sent to war against Greenland or shot by our troops on our street.

Canadians would be drinking a lot more American bourbon.

…just to name three.

Congrats on the invention of Teef™️

Vecna will have the weekend anchor chair on location from the upside down.

I wonder how difficult it is to remove tomato bits from a movie screen.

Yum but I’d like a follow-up review after the extreme flatulence kicked in at 2am.

Looking forward to the Pretti Good Act which will dismantle ICE forever.