Things are going well.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Things are going well.
How familiar are you with Harry Styles’s Aperture?
January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
How familiar are you with Harry Styles’s Aperture?
The energy I bring to Bluesky
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
I finally won something.
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I finally won something.
Me returning from Panda’s Books and Records with my haul, making sure the drain baboons don’t steal my books.
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Me returning from Panda’s Books and Records with my haul, making sure the drain baboons don’t steal my books.
Totally real photo of me. No AI at all.
April 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Totally real photo of me. No AI at all.
Well, that’s enough about you. How am I?
April 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Well, that’s enough about you. How am I?
It’s a BBC rule now that every single programme has to have a drag queen on it!
Look what’s on the next Attenborough show!
Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore!
#BBC #dragqueen #licencefee
Look what’s on the next Attenborough show!
Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore!
#BBC #dragqueen #licencefee
April 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
It’s a BBC rule now that every single programme has to have a drag queen on it!
Look what’s on the next Attenborough show!
Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore!
#BBC #dragqueen #licencefee
Look what’s on the next Attenborough show!
Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore!
#BBC #dragqueen #licencefee
Supermarket on a Friday!
Never making that mistake again!
I’ve bugger all to post about.
Never making that mistake again!
I’ve bugger all to post about.
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Supermarket on a Friday!
Never making that mistake again!
I’ve bugger all to post about.
Never making that mistake again!
I’ve bugger all to post about.
Woke up.
Did stuff.
Nap time.
Did stuff.
Nap time.
March 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Woke up.
Did stuff.
Nap time.
Did stuff.
Nap time.
What people are saying…
“The best book of the year”
“Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible”
“Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”
“The best book of the year”
“Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible”
“Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”
March 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What people are saying…
“The best book of the year”
“Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible”
“Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”
“The best book of the year”
“Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible”
“Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”
Reposted by JD Tattersall
March 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Reposted by JD Tattersall
Last week was WORLD BOOK DAY and us Ogrons told to turn up dressed as our favourite book characters!
Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com)
But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..?
It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄
Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com)
But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..?
It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄
March 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Last week was WORLD BOOK DAY and us Ogrons told to turn up dressed as our favourite book characters!
Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com)
But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..?
It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄
Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com)
But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..?
It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄
@gruntleigh.bsky.social Now what have you been up to?
March 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
@gruntleigh.bsky.social Now what have you been up to?
My goodness, when did knee pads get so expensive?
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My goodness, when did knee pads get so expensive?
Big Shop Notes
A seal is heard in another aisle.
The refurbishment continues.
I’ve no idea where anything is anymore.
They have disturbed my flow.
Bakery and pizzas gone.
Cafe next.
A seal is heard in another aisle.
The refurbishment continues.
I’ve no idea where anything is anymore.
They have disturbed my flow.
Bakery and pizzas gone.
Cafe next.
February 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Big Shop Notes
A seal is heard in another aisle.
The refurbishment continues.
I’ve no idea where anything is anymore.
They have disturbed my flow.
Bakery and pizzas gone.
Cafe next.
A seal is heard in another aisle.
The refurbishment continues.
I’ve no idea where anything is anymore.
They have disturbed my flow.
Bakery and pizzas gone.
Cafe next.
Little Shop Notes
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of the bestest doggy, Vincent.
His human One Man Twin has been still doing their walk twice a day for a couple of weeks now.
This weekend he did the walk with his Twin brother.
No Vincent. So sad.
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of the bestest doggy, Vincent.
His human One Man Twin has been still doing their walk twice a day for a couple of weeks now.
This weekend he did the walk with his Twin brother.
No Vincent. So sad.
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Little Shop Notes
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of the bestest doggy, Vincent.
His human One Man Twin has been still doing their walk twice a day for a couple of weeks now.
This weekend he did the walk with his Twin brother.
No Vincent. So sad.
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of the bestest doggy, Vincent.
His human One Man Twin has been still doing their walk twice a day for a couple of weeks now.
This weekend he did the walk with his Twin brother.
No Vincent. So sad.
Little Shop Notes
I said hello to Mate behind the counter. He said hello as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
They still aren’t selling newspapers. Despite him promising me they would be for the last 14 months. Good job I gave up doing that every morning.
I said hello to Mate behind the counter. He said hello as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
They still aren’t selling newspapers. Despite him promising me they would be for the last 14 months. Good job I gave up doing that every morning.
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Little Shop Notes
I said hello to Mate behind the counter. He said hello as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
They still aren’t selling newspapers. Despite him promising me they would be for the last 14 months. Good job I gave up doing that every morning.
I said hello to Mate behind the counter. He said hello as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
They still aren’t selling newspapers. Despite him promising me they would be for the last 14 months. Good job I gave up doing that every morning.
Reposted by JD Tattersall
Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
November 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
To the fringe of democracy inside out
Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake
Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves
Stop the leaden feet of poor management
Decent, you people, decent
Cats or puppies or whatever people are interested in these days. Let’s just pretend I wrote something about one of those and that it was great and everyone liked it.
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Cats or puppies or whatever people are interested in these days. Let’s just pretend I wrote something about one of those and that it was great and everyone liked it.
Day er…lost count. Are we all giving up and going back to Twitter yet?
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Day er…lost count. Are we all giving up and going back to Twitter yet?