I told the cop "you should smile more" and they went back to their car. Do you think I'll get off with a warning?
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I told the cop "you should smile more" and they went back to their car. Do you think I'll get off with a warning?
I heard sonic 3-some had good reviews
December 30, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I heard sonic 3-some had good reviews
Life would have been so much cooler had I been born a dog actor
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Life would have been so much cooler had I been born a dog actor
My friend stays in bed all day like the combined powers of the willy Wonka grandparents
December 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM
My friend stays in bed all day like the combined powers of the willy Wonka grandparents
TIME magazine has the opportunity to do something really funny and ballsy in light of certain recent events
December 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
TIME magazine has the opportunity to do something really funny and ballsy in light of certain recent events
My favorite part of going to Trader Joe's is playing Show and Tell at the end with the cashier.
December 9, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My favorite part of going to Trader Joe's is playing Show and Tell at the end with the cashier.
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Another donut on it my liege?
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Another donut on it my liege?
Your mom gave me unskippable ads.
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Your mom gave me unskippable ads.
Talking to friends about shower/bathtub routines and I blurt out:
Whenever I see a tub full of hot water I get IBS (I be sitting)
Whenever I see a tub full of hot water I get IBS (I be sitting)
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Talking to friends about shower/bathtub routines and I blurt out:
Whenever I see a tub full of hot water I get IBS (I be sitting)
Whenever I see a tub full of hot water I get IBS (I be sitting)