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jennifer
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aspiring NFL coach.
Off to a good start.
Vikings in prime time? I don’t see any way this could go wrong in any way!
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Vikings in prime time? I don’t see any way this could go wrong in any way!
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The field for the 2028 U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials just got a little bit bigger thanks to the California International Marathon.

55 women ran under the qualifying standard of 2:37:00‼️
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Minnesota Vikings are wasting my prime.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 6yo nephew said the turkey was dry and started choking and I asked if he knew the Heimlich maneuver. He goes “yeah.. in the name of the father, son, and Holy Spirit”. Close enough.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who needs northern lights when your boomer neighbors think they need to light the neighborhood with 40,000,000,000 lumen LED lights any time it’s dark outside.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I got new tires today and they were like “oh you NEED new wiper blades yours are streaking” and I was like no they aren’t? And refused.

Dear reader, there was a leaf stuck in the blade. 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Today I was helping my 6yo nephew with homework and he was like “I’m not very good with reading comprehension” and I was like “don’t worry most of America isn’t either”.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nanana boo boo we beat the lions. 👾
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My nephew asked if we get to pick a prize out of a prize bucket if we do a good deed at work and I was like no we just get laid off.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Being a Gophers fan just hardens you for being a Vikings fan.
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Peloton app down, Starbucks mobile order down, but at least I can check my fantasy football lineup or the fabric of society would really be crumbling.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I don’t want Prince Harry to be our QB anymore.
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My blood donation for my hemochromatosis is going well. I went for my first one today and the Red Cross guy screamed at me 3 times in front of everyone, so I got up and left. I’ll keep my iron rich blood for myself then bye.
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There isn’t much to be optimistic about these days but marathon content is the exception. 🥹
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The Life of a Vikings Fan
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Started this cycle hoping it would be my BQ marathon. Ended with barely making it through 10. Sometimes the finish lines mean different things in our journey. ❤️ Now I just wanna feel better. 🥲
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
4006. themissjenn 1:38:19 (while in an auto immune flare 🫠)
Twin Cities 10 Mile Results
1. Mercy Chelangat 52:05
2. Everlyn Kemboi 52:38
3. Annie Frisbie 52:51
4. Amanda Vestri 53:14
5. Megan Sailor 53:19
6. Vanessa Fraser 54:21
7. Jessica Gockley-Day 54:29
8. Molly Born 54:37
9. Atsede Baysa Tessema 54:44
10. Paige Wood 54:47
11. Elena Hayday 55:09
Results
2025 Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon Weekend - St Paul, US - Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon Weekend Saturday October 4 &a - October 5, 2025
results.raceroster.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m a lot less anxious about running a marathon when I plan to easy run the 10 mile instead. Follow me for more running tips.
October 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I purchased bibs for both the tc marathon and 10 mile but the $18.50 to park at the expo is where I draw a line financially. 🥴
October 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At least when the Vikings play in Europe you can have your day ruined early and move on.
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Harry Styles ran a 2:59 marathon in Berlin. He would probably run faster in a point-to-point marathon.

He’s better in one direction.
September 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I def feel like an old now because JJ McCarthy looks 14 years old to me.
September 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We haven’t even had a snap of football and we already have a spitgate. Football is back baby.
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Football is back bb.
August 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM