People will tell on themselves if you listen closely. Sheesh.

Toddler elbows really don’t need to be so fucking painful. Little daggers

Instagram was showing me ads for those reborn baby dolls or whatever they are and I’m sorry but they freak me the fuck out 😭😭🤣

I have no idea how this app works

Are you really even a mom if you don’t have some random toy floating around your bag 🤣