Kestrel's solid, though not my favorite glaive. Alternox is just... Depressing. Better than base, sure, but the buffs aren't where they need to be. The orb count, the damage tick rate on them, etc. If it's gonna bank on a gimmick to be good, the gimmick itself needs to be good, too.

One of my favorite uses for a comma, besides as a tumblr-ified ellipsis

I am very much an "all the bush, all the time" sorta girl, so hell yes

If it hasn't been done yet, may I suggest: first time holding hands

That is utterly absurd and one of the hottest things ever