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(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed. Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 12d

@romeompsp.bsky.social and the PPC be like…

@romeompsp.bsky.social et le PPC sont comme…

Multiple Revenge of the Sith era Anakins surrounded by sand in various states of pain/anger/annoyance/exasperation.

Plusieurs Anakin Skywalkers entouré de sables dans divers états de douleur/colère/exaspération.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 15d

Also who is Bill?

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 14d

Yes

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 14d

🚨womp womp🚨

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

Ruh roh

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

Non

lego star wars rebuild the galaxy is being advertised on disney plus

Alt: Meesa (gungan) not happy

media.tenor.com

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

BREAKING 🚨

POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.

Is this who Canadians want in their government?

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 16d

I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

Touché

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

THIS JUST IN‼️‼️

O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 15d

🚨BREAKING🚨

MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?

PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

But…

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️

SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15d

But…

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 20d

HELLO

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 19

GOODBYE

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 17

BREAKING: ‘Other Ragy’ found amid ethics speculation.

RIGHT Hon. MPSP MP Dominique Bustamante @domimpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

Guys, YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS
There were two @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social after all😭😭😭 I found them sharing info at the ethics committee so one of them didn’t have to stay all the way @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 17

Mfw history is made

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · Jan 16

Vote results :
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
•••
Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 17

DAMAGE CONTROL: MPs scramble to convince Canadians that they are doing a good job at running the country amid political turmoil.

The Honourable Samson Friedman MP @samsonf.bsky.social · Jan 17

Important inside scoop from the ethics committee: the Speaker's integrity is being questioned! @thenationalroast.bsky.social

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 13

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 11

BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.

The Senate of Canada chamber from the perspective of the galleries. It’s a red chamber with 105 seats and a throne.

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 13

SÉNAT

The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 11

BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Jan 5

BREAKING: The National Roast wakes up from a lengthy nap

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Oct 14

‘3 don’t make 7’: Three Parties get together to call for a deputy leader debate while not securing consensus with the remaining parties; critics say the Turmoil Party is unlikely to comply as ‘it would be too orderly’; more to come on the National Roast’s discussions and the debate format.

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 14

A three way venn-diagram representing what the Preschool party, Brat party, and Brainrot party all have in common.

The diagram shows:
-Preschool and brat have nothing in common
-Preschool and Brainrot both like Cocomelon
-Brat and Brainrot but enjoy bugs under their skin (this part is confusing, and all according to Ian Reid)
-All three parties want to see a deputy-leader debate.

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Oct 14

BREAKING NEWS: The National Roast wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving while experts urge Canadians to spend time with their families instead of being silly on Bluesky.

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Oct 7

New Root Beer Party associates itself with the #MUG brand despite many other competing Root Beer brands: Are these good old fashioned values, or a corporate scheme to boost MUG stocks and crush competition?

@mugmpsp.bsky.social

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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · Oct 7

Turmoil takes the wheel: MP Josh Provencher’s kidnapping by fugitive of the law #WarioWopez signals the country’s inability to ‘pretend everything is fine’: More to come on how this will affect the trout population.

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