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· Sep 7
United States Fans Ask For New, NEW, N.E.W, NeW Manager To Coach Same Terrible Players — The Nutmeg News
In part four of our continuing saga of, "US fans blame coaches or home field advantage rather than acknowledging that they just don't have world class soccer players," here is our copy-paste revi...
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· Aug 21
NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
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· Aug 21
NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
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· Aug 21
NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
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· Aug 21
NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
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· Aug 21
NWSL Commissioner Announces That Her Investigation Into The NWSL Commissioner Shows No Wrongdoing By NWSL Commissioner — The Nutmeg News
Jessica Berman, the current National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) Commissioner, announced today that her investigation into herself showed no wrongdoing by herself as she claimed that she was vindicat...
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· Aug 21
Area Man Too Old For Supporters Group Shit Anymore — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - As soon as he turned 42, this weekend, soccer supporter Tom Hendricks stated, “I am too old for this shit,” as he decided against figuring out what the fresh round of supporters group drama...
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· Aug 7
Man Listens To 7 Hours Of Soccer Podcasts Before Giving Opinion — The Nutmeg News
Boston, MA - Soccer fan, Manchester United Fan, and New England Revolution fan Nate Scarborough again refused to give his opinion on any matter regarding soccer until after he finished consuming his d...
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· Aug 6
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
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· Aug 6
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
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· Aug 6
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· Aug 6
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
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· Aug 6
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· Jul 27
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· Jul 27
Successful MLS Gambler Only $345,233 In Debt — The Nutmeg News
Las Vegas, NV - Successful Major League Soccer gambler Sonny 'Albini' Jurgenson admitted to The Nutmeg News that he is only $345,233 in debt after another tumultuous half-season of betting on Major Le...
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· Jul 27
Successful MLS Gambler Only $345,233 In Debt — The Nutmeg News
Las Vegas, NV - Successful Major League Soccer gambler Sonny 'Albini' Jurgenson admitted to The Nutmeg News that he is only $345,233 in debt after another tumultuous half-season of betting on Major Le...
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· Jul 27
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· Jul 27
Amazing! This Jerk On Twitter Is Actually A Jerk In Real Life, Too! — The Nutmeg News
INTERNET - Friends of @Sccrzwars2kxx stated that they were astounded to find that the vitriolic, abrasive and malcontent Twitter account was actually run by a vitriolic, abrasive and malcontent person...
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· Jul 27
"Oh Sure, This Expert Wrote A Column That Has Data, Statistics, And Expertise That Disproves My Opinion, But I'm Sticking With My Gut Feeling On The Matter" — The Nutmeg News
“If more soccer journalists would rely on my gut feeling towards all these situations, they would understand a lot more about the game” — William Lidden of Newark, NJ
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· Jul 26
Overarching Sense Of Doom From Millennial's Life Leaking Into Her Soccer Support — The Nutmeg News
San Diego, CA - The overarching sense of doom from Jessica Brown's life is now leaking into her soccer support as everything seems pretty shit, these days.
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