the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
no school or work tomorrow, let’s have a whiskey
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 AM
no school or work tomorrow, let’s have a whiskey
NFCCG is the Super Bowl, doesn’t matter what happens in the AFC
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
NFCCG is the Super Bowl, doesn’t matter what happens in the AFC
I guess they are even on ignored forcible contact to the heads
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I guess they are even on ignored forcible contact to the heads
Buster the Bear or whatever his name is apparently needs a bidet
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Buster the Bear or whatever his name is apparently needs a bidet
what was the old people joke?
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
what was the old people joke?
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CJ Stroud looking like he’s reconsidering every life choice he’s made leading to this moment
January 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
CJ Stroud looking like he’s reconsidering every life choice he’s made leading to this moment
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love the slow mo repair where you can really see the snow
January 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
love the slow mo repair where you can really see the snow
Hornets -1.5 @ Nuggets tonight!
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hornets -1.5 @ Nuggets tonight!
hey Siri what’s the record for combined turnovers in a single NFL game
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
hey Siri what’s the record for combined turnovers in a single NFL game
this game is cheeks. both cheeks.
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
this game is cheeks. both cheeks.
lol NE LT just got SMOKED
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
lol NE LT just got SMOKED
oh dear got hurt then stepped and landed on cj stroud
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
oh dear got hurt then stepped and landed on cj stroud
what the frack is this turbotax commercial
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
what the frack is this turbotax commercial
lets fire up some Jedi Survivor while we watch the footbawls
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
lets fire up some Jedi Survivor while we watch the footbawls
this weather today can only be described as “miserable”
It’s gonna rain ALL DAY in Charlotte today
Pray that my sons don’t get cabin fever and drive us all out of our minds (like they almost did yesterday lol)
My oldest son has already requested a “turntable party,” so things are looking up so far
Pray that my sons don’t get cabin fever and drive us all out of our minds (like they almost did yesterday lol)
My oldest son has already requested a “turntable party,” so things are looking up so far
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
this weather today can only be described as “miserable”
I have seen every episode and can’t determine if this show is earnest, parody, or satire
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I have seen every episode and can’t determine if this show is earnest, parody, or satire