the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
as it turns out, the South will not be rising again
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
as it turns out, the South will not be rising again
Dear NBA Teams,
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dear NBA Teams,
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
Please stop doing things with your courts that makes me think there’s something wrong with my TV
lol Brian Kelly getting that full bag 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
lol Brian Kelly getting that full bag 🤣
let's play some EU5
SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
let's play some EU5
had beer AND charged my truck for free, I win
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
had beer AND charged my truck for free, I win
ooohh new (to me) maine ipa, hello
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ooohh new (to me) maine ipa, hello
North Carolina vs New York tonight
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
North Carolina vs New York tonight
Can I introduce you to the Original Carolina?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can I introduce you to the Original Carolina?
oooh we got basketball and soccer starting around noon today
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
oooh we got basketball and soccer starting around noon today
Ghosts, Australia version?
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ghosts, Australia version?
oh god the acceptance interview scene in Landman S02E01 was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
oh god the acceptance interview scene in Landman S02E01 was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I’m a prophet
this being said, this is exactly the game the panthers will poop themselves in
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
with a win tonight, your Carolina Panthers would be in 1st place in the NFC South.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m a prophet
that is a TERRIBLE grounding call
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
that is a TERRIBLE grounding call
Reposted by the clay
Stop, drop and roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Stop, drop and roll.
just turned on the game, what are these uniforms
awful
awful
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
just turned on the game, what are these uniforms
awful
awful
this being said, this is exactly the game the panthers will poop themselves in
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
with a win tonight, your Carolina Panthers would be in 1st place in the NFC South.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this being said, this is exactly the game the panthers will poop themselves in
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
prime time? coming off a big win?
💩
with a win tonight, your Carolina Panthers would be in 1st place in the NFC South.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
with a win tonight, your Carolina Panthers would be in 1st place in the NFC South.
unhappy Monday everybody!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
unhappy Monday everybody!!!
